10. Uhh....can I borrow $100 so I can get her a ring?
(Grace4me
9. Well, since there's a sale at the Wal-Mart jewelry desk, I thought that this
would be a good time to get engaged. (Gomez)
8. It's not that I mind the restraining order, but it will make the ceremony difficult.
(John Payne)
7. Sir, I would like to marry your daughter Maria-- I mean, Candace.
(Gomez)
6.The voices in my head and I agree she is the one for us.
(Gomez)
5. "i know you are aware of the fact that i am in a doomsday cult, and we are going to the spaceship in a few weeks, but..." (sheepdog)
4"Um.....what does your will look like?"
Terri (jf2)
3. Your little girl is such a fine woman. My other wives will love her!
(Neon Zebra)
3. Sir. I have a wonderful job giving away flowers at the airport.
(Chesed)
2. ...And, besides, I'm not that much older than you.
(Gomez)
2. Your wife's a hot babe, too.
(Chesed)