10.When your host has spent the last week in a motel.(John Jordan)

10.You can remember the old wallpaper. (Scavenger)

9.You picked out the new wallpaper.(Scavenger)

8.You get flak about leaving the seat up. (Scavenger)

7.When your name becomes the equivalent of an explative. (JP)

6. Their pet runs to meet you before its master when you both walk through the door at the same time. (Scavenger)

6.Host starts to pull out home videos of their children being born. (pmb_ohio)

5.You've got common law squatter's rights to the property and receive fourth class mail there. (Scavenger)

4.When your host keeps saying, "My look at the time, Good Morning America is about to come on". (Terri/JF2)

3.The Hosts invite you to a lovely game of Pen the signature on the Restraining Order. (Gollum)

2.Host offers to start your car, and scrape your windows for you. (pmb_ohio)

1. There's an order of protection out against you by the owners of the house, and in order to serve you, they had it delivered to their own home. (Scavenger)