10. you can become a millionaire by turning your liposuctioned fat into candles and soap.
triznad
9. You work up a sweat during dinner
Aussieguy
8.You use a bookmark to locate your pearls.
Gomez
7.When you go to the beach, your the only one who gets a tan.
Brannon
6.People say "Hello" to you twice.
Dan Flurry
5. When you sit down, it takes three or four seconds to catch up with
True Focus
4.When you are a guy and you start to search for 'bosom buddies'.
True Focus
3.When your bra can be worn backwards or forwards...with the same effect.
Neon Zebra
2. you end up in the hospital because someone punched you in the stomach and can't remove their fist. Triznad