Man! This was a hard one! I should have made it a top twenty list! Funny entries you guys!
10. Your favorite song includes lyricks about a pick-up truck, a dog and beer.
neon_zebra
10. Your belt buckle could anchor a small boat.
Gomez
9.You have one tooth left, and that's for openin' beer cans!
Aussieguy
8.One word - mullet.
Aussieguy
7.You believe dual air bags refer to your wife and mother-in-law.
Allan
6.Some folk'll never loose a toe, but then again there's Cletus, the slack-jawed-yokel! Some folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again there's Cletus, the slack-jawed-yokel!
Dan Flurry
5. 9 out of 10 dentists agree: You have no teeth.
Dan Flurry
5. if you own a commemorative set of hunting plates
triznad
4.You mow your lawn and find a car.
Allan
4.you have more appliances in your backyard than in your house
Sheepdog
3.You have one tooth left, and that's for openin' beer cans!
Aussieguy
3.When your favorite pick up line is "Nice Tooth"
Grace4me
2. You think that the three wisemen were firefighters from Alabama because they, "came from afar"..... Terri Routh
2. Friend calls you to tell you he saw your parents on "Cops" again. pmb_ohio
2. Name = sheepdog
Comments = much of your day consists of siting on your porch, holding a shotgun. Sheepdog