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Top Ten words that don't exist but should...

10. autobaptismography: to write down your own story of your baptism. triznad

9.Knop: The little droplet of liquid that is always left in your cup. Dan Flurry

8.Canadazation - the process of turning language into a bunch of randomly strung "eh's" and "hosers" triznad

7. Burple: Somewhere between a burp and a gurgle; word created so that SOMETHING rhymes with purple. HalS

6.carmite - One of the ites not mentioned in 4 Nephi 1:17 John Payne

5. Outiethong (ask Triznad). DanFlurry

4.unslinkied: tangleing in a slinky that makse it impossible to 'walk' downstars Sheepdog

3.festache: a mustache on a woman Sheepdog

2. midgettopia: the ideal and perfect world for midgets triznad

And the number one word that doesn't exist but should...

1.howsyermommanem (hillbilly for 'how's your mother and the family?').Chesed

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