10. Give them a year's supply of deodorant, compliments of the Municipal Department of Odor Management.Gomez
9.Don't turn the ceiling fan on High. It doesn't help. not ChildLikeEmpress
8.Say, "Have ya seen Matt Slick recently?" Dan Flurry
7.introduce them to someone who reeeallly dislikes smelly people and speaks their mind, and then watch as the job is done for you triznad
6.keep sending them gift baskets of perfume, deoderant, and breath mints. triznad
5. Vomit copiously. Explain that this was definitely *not* because of their smell. They will appreciate your discretion.Spiggity Spike
4.aim your portable fan at them. not HedonWasRight
3."Did someone just poop their pants?"Sheepdog
2. every once in a while drop a water balloon filled with perfume on them until they stop smellingtriznad