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| LISTS Scarlett's Enemies Typical Statements Amy Makes to Scarlett All the Nicknames I Have Ever Had Names Amy Rejected For Our First Kid Unlikely ideas for our wedding |
| SITE OF THE WEEK 12/22 Rock Paper Scissors 11/31 Make Your Own Lava Lamp 11/24 Contortion Home Page 11/17 Mark Fiore 11/10 Despair, Inc. 11/3 Betty Bowers, America's Christian 10/27 Black People Love Us |
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| WRITING The Analogy Quiz Take your bow and get lost Wild bears and weddings in Alaska |
| MORE FUN How to make a rum job The lyrics to Steve Martin's masterpiece, Grandmother's Song Offensive Valentine's Day joke from my friend Mackenze The Republican plan for attracting black people Georgia to require "hands free" phones for drivers |
| PHOTOS Me and my harem Me, Jonathan, and porn star Ron Jeremy Fat, old, semi-naked couple at Orient Beach |
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