| 1. Super Bowl : commercials |
| (a) mountain bike : scrotum (b) computer : porn (c) college radio : music (d) breasts : bra |
| 2. Hummer H2 : driver |
| (a) mountain bike : scrotum (b) gay : rectum (c) hummer : mouth (d) White House : George W. Bush |
| (a) moutain bike : scrotum (b) car wreck : cell phone (c) birth defects : workers in Ecuador's flower industry (d) taxes : April 15th |
| 3. flowers : Valentine's Day |
| Remember the "analogy" section from the SAT's? You screwed them up and couldn't get into a decent college For each question, the two words shown have some relationship to each other. Among the possible answers, the correct one contains two words with substantially the same relationship. Fortunately for you, the quiz is only four questions long. Good luck! |
| Pete's Analogy Quiz Page |
| Go see the answers. |
| 4. Martin Lawrence : funny movies |
| (a) George W. Bush : scrotum (b) Michael Jackson : balcony (c) Shaquille O'Neal : free throw (d) Richard Gere : gerbil |