| 1. Super Bowl : commercials |
| Answer: (b) computer : porn Explanation: You turn on _____ in order to watch ______. |
| 2. Hummer H2 : driver |
| 3. flowers : Valentine's Day |
| The Answers to Pete's Analogy Quiz |
| 4. Martin Lawrence : funny movies |
| Answer: (b) gay : rectum Explanation: The second half is an asshole |
| Answer: (d) taxes : April 15th Explanation: I am forced to pay [for] _____ on ______. |
| Answer: (c) Shaquille O'Neal : free throw Explanation: _____ can't make ______. |