Every 14th of February every guy gets the chance to display his fondness for his wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner,shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines Day he racks his brains for that one special, unique gift  that will show his wife or girlfriend that he really loves them more than anything. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret.... guys  really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood,  sweat and consideration. Another secret.... guys feel left out. That's  right... left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too  proud or just too embarrassed to admit it.

            Which is why a new holiday has been created. March 20th is now  officially "Steak & Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self-explanatory.... this holiday has been created so your ladies finally have a day to show your  man just how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on  the town - the name of the holiday explains it all.... just a steak and a  BJ. That's it.

            Finally, this twin pair of Valentines Day and Steak & Blowjob Day  will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder  in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine. The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new  idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word,  and help bring love and peace to this crazy world.