| Instead of saying "I do," we each get to say "I shit you not." Amy's preference: ceremony performed by rabbi. Pete's preference: ceremony performed by guy dressed as Elvis who skydives into the wedding. Guests given fun crossword puzzles to solve during ceremony. Move wedding from planned location in south New Jersey to somewhere more convienent, like our living room. Clowns, jugglers, and acrobats. Three hundred bucks for invitations? What's wrong with Evite? |
| Ideas For Our Wedding, The Merits Of Which Amy Is Not Yet Convinced |
| Bonus link: Amy's rejected bridesmaid dresses. |