| 2 oz light rum 2 oz Goslings black rum 1 oz Malibu rum juice of 1 lemon Shake with ice and pour into a ice-filled tiki mug. |
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| I invented this potent drink one night while experimenting with tiki-style concoctions. At first, I tried following recipes. The results ranged from mildly repulsive to completely undrinkable. Almost as joke, I poured a glass of equal parts light rum, black rum, and Malibu rum, with nothing more than the juice of a single lemon. Nearly awesome, but a little too sweet. For the next drink, I cut the Malibu in half and achieved perfection. Praise the tiki gods! |
| Thanks to Dr. Jason for naming this drink. |
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