Hallo to
you... | About Us! | Rankness through
the Stages | You, too, can dress like this! | You thought
early Radiohead was skanky... | Crappythom2
| MEET CHOMNEY...you
NEED him in your life. | Stuff. It
looks like this. | Sophie and
Laura do Radiohead | LEZZING OFF
IS SOOOO NOT GOOD... |
One day Thom Yorke was eating an
ice-cream.
He was getting rather excited about his chocolate
flake, and got it smeared all over his face, and his t-shirt, and
himself.
His over-excitement at eating ice-cream led him to
mank himself all over. He got it on his chin, his nose, his
sunglasses and on his forehead. Then... this all dripped down and
slimed onto his t-shirt.
Then there was the strawberry
sauce.
As you can see... Thom loved his strawberry sauce
The
sticky mankyness ran out of his mouth and down his chest.
Then,
came the wasps, attracted by the sticky, sweet smell of
over-excited, ice-creamy Thom Yorke.
They stung him all over...
covering him in BIG RED WELTS all over his body.
Then he got
heat-rash.
This, ladies and Gentlemen, is the Trials and
Tribulations of Thom Yorke's Summer.
"Thom Yorke in the
summertime" was spontaneously spouted out of Laura's mouth
sometime on one thursday afternoon. It sounded like this.
**Thom Yorke is no longer a sexy bitch**
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Lovely
Laura
No. No
to me.
Me in the bin |
Sexy
Sophie
I have
2 words:
PAPER BAG |
|
Pipecleaner Radiohead.
Laura
made these. Aren't they cute?
They feature in the Radiohead
game.
"Sophie and I were playing Radiohead. it was very
strange. The story goes a bit like this:
Radiohead go to rescue
some children trapped down a well.
Thom and Jonny get on VERY
well.
Thom meets Laura, and they have a Las Vegas marriage.
This was Sophies idea... honest.
Sophie runs off with Jonny AND
Ed, and occasionally Colin.
Phil, Ed and Colin form a 'Cream
Cracker Appreciation Club'.
Colin and Phil run to the hills for
some... (ask Sophie, its vile)
Phil sings a song about being
left alone in a well.
Radiohead and Sophie of Ted Kessler in
some mass homosexual incestuous orgy, while Laura stands and
watches and throws Thom Yorke around...etc etc.
And they all
live blissfully, blissfully happy, forever, and ever, and
ever.
Amen" |
Jowls!!
Jowls.
Used
for being Ed O'brien.
Taste like cum.
Sophie
hates them.
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Ed
Peril
This
is just general Ed Peril.
Laura likes this picture.
She
thinks he looks sexy.
Sophie does not.
Sophie likes 'Pretty
Ed' |
Ed-Wear Wall of Shame
This
is disgusting.
This is rank.
This is EARLY RADIOHEAD
PERIL!!
The epitome of early Radiohead Peril.
Pictures
like this, and Chomney Yorkes, are the reasons for making a big
rank site, full of Thom Yorke rankness, Ed O'brien skankness,
Radiohead mankness, and Chomney Yorkes: PERIL, PERIL,
PERIL!!. |
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Sophie and Laura:
Its no wonder
we have no friends... |
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