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you... | About Us! | Rankness through
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early Radiohead was skanky... | Crappythom2
| MEET CHOMNEY...you
NEED him in your life. | Stuff. It
looks like this. | Sophie and
Laura do Radiohead | LEZZING OFF
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This
is dedicated to Ed-Wear. You probably have no idea what it is.
Well, Ed-Wear is Ed O'Briens clothes.
"Why would you want to
write about Ed's clothes", you ask?
Well, Ed O' Brien is
exceptionally fine.
At the same time, Ed O' Brien makes
himself into the biggest walking fashion disaster
EVER
This page shows you Ed in his most disasterous
clothing. As if the ED-WEDGE wasn't enough.
ED
WEDGE WAS LEFT IN THE EARLY 90's WHERE IT BELONGS...ED-WEAR WAS
NOT. BAN DISGUSTING ED-WEAR NOW!!!
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BAD
ED!
Do
you understand now, people?
Ed + dressing himself =
disaster
Loving the mime-artist look, especially the
high-waistbanded black trousers, which you have oh-so-sexily
TUCKED YOUR DIGUSTING POLO-NECKED TOP INTO, and then topped
it all off with fetching accessories, being that of the
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DEAR, OH DEAR...
What
on EARTH is that shirt about???
Why doesn't somebody
SAY something to him about it???
As long as he never
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YEEHAW! KENTUCKY DOESNT =DUMB...
This
may be a bad picture, but there is no getting away from Ed's
penchant for open shirts and cut-off sleeves.
He has,
rather 'stylishly' of course, combined the two in a very
attractive way. THINK TRAILER TRASH CHIC IS GOOD, ED O'BRIEN?
WELL, YOU ARE VERY, VERY WRONG.
Can it get any
worse????
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ED! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.
YES, IT CAN GET
WORSE.
ROT IN HELL, ED-WEAR.
What,
just WHAT does he think he's doing?????????
There is
NO excuse for PITTED CELLULITE TROUSERS FROM THE
DEPTHS OF HELL
Take note Ed' O Brien, sometimes you
have to be cruel to be kind...if you took this advice (for
instace, as you mature and get finer, your dress sense is supposed
to follow suit) you wouldn't look like you were dressed in the
dark by Stevie Wonder...WHO LETS ED DRESS HIMSELF????
WHY IS HE ALLOWED TO DRESS HIMSELF????
Ed, look
me in the eye and tell me you actually LIKE these
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JUST NO,
OKAY?
Somebody please help the
man.
This isnt quite as bad Ed-Wear, but...oh who am I
kidding?
Today, Laura and I went in Quality Seconds to see if
we could find comedy Ed-Wear. Did we find it? Shall I tell you
what we found??
WE FOUND THIS TOP!!!!! YES THIS
EXACT TOP...2 FOR 5 POUNDS, IN FACT!!! ED SHOPS IN QS!
LADIES SECTION!!!!!!!
I want one...
Stripy vest
tops on girls - GOOD
Stripy vest tops on very tall
men in Radiohead -
BAD
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Well, the whole of Radiohead seem to
have contracted 'ED-WEAR DISEASE'.
BAN ED-WEAR!!!!
ED-WEAR MUST DIE!!!!
Radiohead should be
ashamed...luckily they dont ALWAYS look like this.
Fashion
tips: white denim jackets are not, and never have been,
COOL.
Sunglasses hanging over your jacket pocket is
not, and never has been, COOL.
Persuading your
friends you look attractive this way and encouraging them to do
the same is not, and never will be, COOL
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THIS MAN NEEDS ED-AID!
Why,
WHY is it necessary to bare your chest at every available
opportuntity, Ed??
ESPECIALLY WHEN IT IS SPARSE
'ANAL-BEARD' CHEST HAIR!
And what is with your
eye????
Not only have you got the white shirt with sparse chest
hair, you have THOM YORKES EYE...IT SUITS HIM. NOT
YOU.
Repeat after me, Ed O'Brien:
"I WILL NOT WEAR
DISGUSTING ACCESORIES AND TEAM THEM WITH EQUALLY VILE CLOTHES. I
UNDERSTAND THAT I LOOK TRAGIC IN ED-WEAR AND I LOOK LIKE I WASH MY
CLOTHES IN THE UGLY RIVER."
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When Ed ALMOST got it right.
Yes. ALMOST. Nice clothes, no medallions, no 'anal
beard' chest hair, lovely face...well, what about his hair?(This
is the angry part)
IT CANT BE SEEN CAN IT??? DUE TO A
VILE, VILE STRIPY HAT.
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING
ED O'BRIEN????
THIS COULD HAVE BEEN SOOOO
SUCCESSFUL!
DID YOU THINK YOU NEEDED THAT
HAT????
DID YOU THINK THAT HAT WOULD MAKE YOU LOOK GOOD, OR
YOUNG, OR COOL??!!!
THAT HAT SHOULD NOT BE WORN BY
ANYONE, LET ALONE A MIDDLE-AGED RADIOHEAD GUITARIST WITH
EXCEPTIONALLY BAD DRESS SENSE! WHY DO YOU FEEL THE NEED TO MANK
YOURSELF UP CONSTANTLY?!
ED. YOU DO NOT NEED ACCESORIES AND
OBSCURE, DISGUSTING CLOTHES TO MAKE YOURSELF LOOK GOOD. YOUR FACE
DOES IT FOR YOU. MAYBE YOU SHOULD COMPLIMENT IT BY WEARING STUFF
THAT LOOKS GOOD ON YOU, AND PUT YOU ACCESORIES AND CUT-OFF SHIRTS
IN THE BIN.
BAN EVIL
ED-WEAR!
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