Hallo to
you... | About Us! | Rankness through
the Stages | You, too, can dress like this! | You thought
early Radiohead was skanky... | Crappythom2
| MEET CHOMNEY...you
NEED him in your life. | Stuff. It
looks like this. | Sophie and
Laura do Radiohead | LEZZING OFF
IS SOOOO NOT GOOD... |
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WE ARE BACK!
Ooohh... Well as you can see, I have been working very hard... HAH, for once!! (no, seriously, I have!) to get Crappythom back up on another server.
Navigation was hell, so if you find a broken link, email us and one of us will sort it out! Thankyou!!
Love Laura x
Onwards with the site...
Hallo to you!
Welcome to
crappythom.freeservers.com, home of disturbing Radiohead images
(along with crappythom2, which is worse)
Here you will find
random crap by us, Thom Yorke, Sophie and Laura of Justice making
complete Ben Kwellers of themselves, corrupted Radiohead crap, The
Ben Kweller Community, big drunk rantings, and humungous rip-offs
of other peoples sites.
This is the Site of Shite. We hope
you will enjoy it.
LOOK, CRAPPYTHOM2 EXISTS. ITS GREAT.
GET TO IT BY CLICKING THE LINK. DO IT! DO IT NOW!
Radiohead
"style"
This site is
just being done. It's not very good unless you like Radiohead..
and even if you do like Radiohead, youre not going to like us for
corrupting them (unless, like us, you derive many hours of
amusement from Ed O'Briens skanky early radiohead days. Loving
that wedge, Ed!).
We love Radiohead.
We like
it.
COMING NOW! (sorry, really couldn't think of another title!)
RADIOHEAD: There's always time for crappy drawings!
A great page of cartoons, based on misheard Radiohead lyrics!
Drawn by Helene ("pins" on ateaseweb.com) :o)
Radiohead QVC COMING SOON!
featuring:
In
the Salon, with Jonny Greenwood,
Ed's Fashion Hour (a.k.a.
Ed-Wear),
Suave Sophistication, with Colin Greenwood,
Get
the Look!: The Many Stages of Thom Yorke,
Make Yourself
Noticed!: Self-esteem Courses with Phil Selway
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Radiohead Stages from HELL: Disclaimer 1
We do not own any of
Radiohead or members of their families. (Even though Thom and Ed would
look great in our front room, re-enacting the Q awards 2002 acceptance
speech over and over... and over)
We also do like Radiohead. Please
do not send us angry, obscene emails if you are a hard-core Radiohead
fan with no sense of humour... We are hard-core Radiohead fans who see
the wrong in the Ed-Wedge and Thom "Chesney Hawkes" Yorke. Yes my
friends. Early Radiohead pictures should not be allowed. Anyone who
keeps them in circulation should die... including us.
We've always
liked Radiohead, from On A Friday to Now, its just that...
Early 90s
Radiohead appearance = BAD
Early 90s Radiohead music =
GOOD
The UUUUUUBER TOMMMMMM: Disclamer 2
We do
not own the Uber Tom (thank GOD). Looks a bit like "Skanky Early 90s
Ed-Wedge" Ed O'brien, minus Ed-Wedge, but jowls are just the
same.
Actually... We DO own the Uber Tom (our creation), but not the
Tom the Uber Tom was based on, and frankly, we wouldn't want
to.
BEN KWELLER:DISCLAIMER 3
We do not own Ben Kweller.
Ben Kweller lives Kentucky with his mother (who is also his sister) and
father (who is also his grandfather).
We do not mean to be mean about
Ben Kweller. He is sweet in an ABSOLUTELY VILE way. Didn't
stop you though did it Sophie?
Had to go feeling sorry for him,
didn't you Sophie?
Let your 'Love Ben Kweller-No one else does'pity
get out of hand, didn't you Sophie?
SOPHIE & LAURA:BEN
KWELLER AND PROUD.
Another pissing disclaimer...(oooooh ranty!)
We do not hate
Radiohead.
We are Radiohead fans.
But why should we make another
licky-licky brown-nosed site telling everyone how much we love them and
want their babies?
And why can't we just point out the
obvious???
YES.
EARLY RADIOHEAD HAD FASHION TRAGEDIES.
DEAL WITH IT.
If people start going "OH, BUT IT'S ALL
ABOUT THE MUSIC, YOU SHOULD BE DISSECTING EVERY LYRIC AND LEARNING TABS
OFF BY HEART AND STUFF", we will say this:
HAVE YOU NOT NOTICED THE
LACK OF MUSICAL MENTIONING?
DO YOU KNOW WHY?
BECAUSE IT'S TOO GOOD
TO TAKE THE PISS OUT OF.
RADIOHEAD ARE ABOUT MUSIC, IT DOESN'T
MATTER WHAT THEY LOOKED LIKE, OR HOW THEY LOOK NOW, OR IF THOM YORKE
IS A SEXY BITCH.
THAT IS WHY WE MADE THIS WEBSITE. A
CELEBRATION OF STUFF NO-ONE EVER MENTIONS OR PROBABLY EVEN THINKS ABOUT.
AND WE ONLY MADE THIS SITE TO AMUSE OURSELVES, ANYWAY...NOT BIG
'CREEP'-OBSSESSED AMERICANS WHO GO AROUND SLITTING THEIR COLLECTIVE
WRISTS BECAUSE THEY THINK THOM YORKE IS A PIONEER OF SELF-HARM
PROMOTION.
WELL LISTEN UP, AMERICAN FOOLS.
THOM YORKE AND
RADIOHEAD ARE NOT DEPRESSED. THEY LAUGH. THEY HAVE LIVES. THEY
LIKE TO DO THINGS LIKE GO TO SUPERMARKETS AND GO OUT PLACES WITH THEIR
FAMILIES AND DO NORMAL THINGS.
THEY DONT SIT AROUND AT HOME STICKING
THEIR HEADS IN OVENS AND FINGERS IN PLUG SOCKETS.
IF YOU WANT TO
LISTEN TO SOMEBODY TELLING YOU HOW GOOD IT IS TO DIE, AND HARM YOURSELF
AND RIP YOURSELF TO SHREDS, GO LISTEN TO CRADLE OF FILTH.
But
they probably wouldn't want you as fans either.
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