We are not as odd as this makes us
seem!
They are just blatantly SO in love (aww)
If you
saw the Q awards acceptance speech, you will
understand!
Thom and Ed's celebrity wedding! coming
soon on crappythom2 (as we have no space
left)
And now for
THE RANKEST RADIOHEAD OF ALL...
We had this picture
inflicted on us, now we will inflict it on YOU.
OK, and
what the hell, in the holy name of Thom Yorke, what in HELL do
Radiohead look like here??
It is not nice. No. it is not a nice
thing.
SO, Ed, you like looking like trailer trash do you??
you just cant get it right, can you?
Look at the face! look at
the incredibly fine face... and the nice body and... the JIM
BRANNING SLOB VEST.
Oh my goodness.. and as if THIS wasnt
enough, what the HELL is going on with Ed's trousers?
Firstly,
why are they pulled up so high? why? and why are they on
backwards? YES. LOOK AT THEM. They are on BACKWARDS!
YES!
Backwards, I tell you!! The back pockets are on the front and the
front pockets are on the back... Dress yourself again this morning
did you, Ed?
And last, for Ed, but definitely NOT least, the
sandals RADIOHEAD FEET ARE NOT A NICE THING!!! why, WHY must
people bare their feet? Why is it necessary Ed? And this is not
just Ed, oh no. Even more guilty of foot obscenity is...
THOM YORKE.
Now, Thom, youre a rather attractive
man. You have relatively good dress sense.
But your feet! oh
NO!! been taking fashion advice from ED O'BRIEN have you? Its not
a good idea, Thom.
And what are you looking so pleased
about?? and WHERE is your hair?! Like looking like Ian Beale
from Hell do you Thom?
Think its good, do you Thom?
Think you're clever do you, Thom?
Think you look sexy, do
you THOM??
Well i have news for you, BIG, SMUG, SLIMY,
SMIRKY IAN BEALE FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL!
That, is how you
look.
What i want to know is, how? how in hell, did someone SO
cute and adorable turn themselves so successfully
into Ian Beale?
Thom. I want you to know that your feet are
so rank that even I, Laura,,shameless defender of
Thom through the stages, do NOT support you
here.
Sorry... its just the way it is...
Please, please
dont subject us to your feet again! The 'There There' video was
copable (ohh very much so...) but HERE, BIG, SWEATY, DIRTY,
SWOLLEN Thom feet... eeeurgh. I dont like feet much, as you can
tell.
And they just look like they smell.
DISGUSTING
FURNITURE
What is this place? What is on the floor? What
the FUCK is Thom sitting on?!
Dont tell me, this is Ed O'briens
living room, right?
If i was in this room, i would NOT be
baring any part of my body, just incase part of it touched
me!
At least Colin Greenwood had the decency to do the same!
Well done Colin! You look gorgeous. THOM! ED! Take note from the
little Colin man! He has the right idea... :o)
Lovely shoes,
lovely clothes... NO FEET.
Feet are evil. Feet are disgusting.
BAN VILE
FEET!
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