UPDATES!!!
Welcome to depraved drunk Sophie and
Laura. (08/08/03)
The
comedy Radiohead week in which this site was made culminated last night
in COMPLETE DISASTER.
If you were on the official Radiohead
message board last night...
YOU WILL UNDERSTAND.
If you are the
UUUUUUUUUBER TOMMMMMMM (The SHAME, THE SHAME!)
YOU WILL
UNDERSTAND.
If you are particularly sodden pictures of Colin, Thom,
Jonny and Ed,
YOU WILL SOOOOOO UNDERSTAND.
If you are Laura's
neighbours,
YOU WILL UNDERSTAND MORE THAN
MOST.
Sophie+Laura+Ouzo+Tom+Radiohead magazines = One BIG Mick
Hucknall seedy sex world.
Sophie and Laura were attracted to
everyone and everything...including the UUUUBER TOMMMMM and each other.
LAST NIGHT WE SURPASSED BEN KWELLER AND BECAME BIG PERVY MICK
HUCKNALL.
Note to Selves: Getting it on with a Radiohead magazine
and Thom Yorkes face on the computer screen is NOT, I REPEAT NOT
A GOOD IDEA.
DECIDING TO TELL EVERYONE YOU KNOW (And everyone you
don't!) WHAT YOU DID IS NOT A GOOD IDEA EITHER.
LICKING EACH OTHERS
FACES IS RANK AND SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED.
SOPHIE AND LAURA WILL NOT
LEZ ON EACH OTHER AGAIN, OH NO.
SOPHIE, LAURA, UUUUBER TOMMMM,
OBSCENE THOM YORKE SONGS, HORMONES, AND DISGUSTING DIZZY HANGOVERS
(Oooooooooh yes, had to happen....yuk)
SHOULD BE
BANNED!
Sophie and Laura: GET THEM OUT YOUR LIFE.
'Sophie wants Tom Moore in a shopping
trolley' PERIL!
Laura and Sophie perv on everything.
Including inanimate objects...
LETS NEVER, EVER GET IN WITH RADIOHEAD
PICTURES AGAIN....
WE ARE ADULTS
THEY ARE
RADIOHEAD
WE ARE NOW THE MOST PERVY, DISGUSTING,
EMBARRASSING PEOPLE WE KNOW.
You too can join in the fun!!!!
Want to perv like us?
Fine-tune your perving
skills....
....Send us an Email we'd love to hear from you!