Sophie and Laura's History of Crap
Well, you see. We were both messed up children who met at college through stalking, though not each other. We have a big stalky friendship and now you too can join in the fun..... LUCKY YOU
All you need to be Sophie and Laura is:
- A tendancy to follow people around and know everything AND I MEAN EVERYTHING about them...
- A book of crap.
- Alchoholism
-A twisted, warped sense of humour which, if you are Sophie (why would you WANT to be quite frankly?) involves a VERY odd imagination (its probably worse than you think as it can involve discussions of Thom Yorkes genitals). Sophie hates all pictures of herself (this one especially) and the fact she has Avid Merrion tourettes....
However, if you are Laura, you dont like very much... apart from protesting about everything. You love Thom Yorke EVEN in the Chesney Hawkes Phase and have an obsession with old mid 90's indie (even though its dead...). You like to say "willy" in a big scary Mick Hucknall man voice and scare ickle Sophie, Sophie is not accustomed to Mick/Laura merges...
You also tend to find yourself woken up to stories of Thom Yorkes genitals. Thanks, Sophie...