Sick of shitty game reviews written obviously by biased assholes funded by the creators of the games themselves? Your answer is here. Welcome to my totally sweet ass games review site. On second thought, if unbiased "fair" reviews are what you are looking for, you're out to lunch, fiend. Namely because the XBOX is fecal matter, and gamecube and the PC just plain fucking own, and if you don't agree with me, you're a fucking asshole.


Another year, another fresh load of steaming hot diarrhea delivered to us from mainstream game publishers. When will they start taking hints from good companies like Valve, Id, Nintendo, Atari, and Bungie and start release something that doesn't suck so much dick it bears a greater resemblance to a homosexual vacuum than a video game. Although there were some exceptions, the games released in the last 2 years for the most part sucked some serious ass. For you retards who are here for the first time, the newest reviews are at the top. Enough banter, on with the games.




PS3 = shit (stiller)

You Got Served...

Streetfighter 2 Turbo: Revival. this game could be the end of me.

Mariokart: Double Dash

Quake III... run.

Hello Halo

Counterstrike: Condition Zero... out of 10.

Max Payne is really god damn fun

The Hulk..


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