Super Street Fighter 2 Turbo: Revival
I don't even think I have to review this game, its name is so jam packed full of totally extreme words it's like an uppercut to the gonads every time you read it. Anyone who has seen or played it knows of its power. I bow down to Capcom for this masterpiece. Everyone knows how street fighter works, likewise everyone knows who the characters are. I won't go into any detail about the basics because if you haven't heard of street fighter you're a bloody raving idiot and you deserve to get your face kicked in by a Muay Tai Kickboxer (these motherfuckers kick trees for practice). In any case, street fighter is the most fun fighting game ever created by human hands. The graphics aren't spectacular, the sound effects aren't 3d spectactular yippy wow, but the gameplay is as addictive as an apple injected with heroin and anabolic steroids. Every split second of gameplay is raw adrenaline pumping fun, thanks to awesome balance and game design by Capcom. Nothing beats Hurricane Kicking that fruitcake Vega in the face 3 times then finishing his bitch ass off with a super Shinryuken(for you wads who don't know what that is, it's a really sick uppercut). I play this game so much it may be severly damaging to my mental and physical health. My hands grip an invisible SNES controller in my sleep. My fingers twitch and have throbbing calouses. I can't get through a line up at the mall without thinking how fun it would be to dragon punch the pencil necked dipshit at the checkout. If you do not own a copy of street fighter 2 turbo, you're an asshole. Everyone should have this game, there are no excuses. "Oh look at me I'm a pussy ass dink and I don't have a Nintendo" does not count. Playing against your friends is just as fun as playing against the computer, the only difference is that you get to see the emotional breakdown of your opponent everytime you perfect TKO them. I'm really good at street fighter, so go ahead, play me. I'm sure Ken has plenty of Hadokens up his sleeve to work you with. Twice.
