You Got Served.... an uppercut to the gonads
After living (somehow) through the endless previews on TV and hearing that lame cunt squeak out, "You Gat Suurrrvvdd" fifty thousand times, I've decided to take matters into my own hands. The only rational thought that came to my mind after being exposed to this butchery of a movie were the words, "What the fuck?!". What in the name of the human race could concoct such a disaster? Well, I'm glad you asked. Sony Pictures decided to market their product (the movie, dumbass) to those white guys who pretend to be black for their whole lives. You know the type I'm talking about, those ebonic-speaking, "whats up mah niggah" phlegm wads that slang Roca wear and "ice". Yes.. those no-life units you see galavanting about through shopping malls and corner stores, pretending to belong to NWA or some equally stupid cliquey black cult-following. Hence the catchy title, "You Got Served", which is pronounced "Surrrvd" every 20 seconds throughout the flick. The catchy part is that real life gangster-rap artists who are seriously playa pimps and WILL FUCK YOU UP say cool things like, "Right Thurrr", and "Up in Hurrrr" all the time. Apparently it's funny and cool. NO. That's where market-master flex Sony Pictures comes in, they think, "Wow, if we make a movie about break-dancing, target our market audience to caucasian gangster wannabes and use THEIR lingo, we'll be rolling in it!... WRONG.
Fuck off
