ThE aRcHiVeS

These here, are the past "articles", if you will, that I have written. I hope you enjoy reading them as much as I enjoyed writing them. And maybe I can help you see the world as I do. Thanks for all your guys support.  Also, thanks to those people out there in the world that have given me stuff to complain about...if it wasn't for you, I wouldn't be doing this.       -Jay-

P.S. Just click on the links to get the writings...thats just for those of you too dumb to realize how it works.

"Why it's Okay To Be A Loser..."-Ahhhhh yes, my first article. This was basicly written to help me feel more secure with my station in life.

"The Mexican Stomping Goat"-This is actually more of a humorous story that was inspired by a trip me and  my good friends Eric and Bryan took to Meijers. You probably won't find it funny, but it's funny to us...we are stupid like that...

"What is Wrong With Holidays"-I was inspired by the whole Christmas Season thing to write this. Just a lot of stuff I had to get off my chest more or less. Hopefully I get my point accross, and some people will start backing me up.

"My So-Called Love Life"-This was a spur-of-the-moment article. I just sat down in front of my screen and began to type. The results of this formed at a little insight on my humorous/pathetic dating experiences.

"Only Ugly People Can Work at 'Wendy's'- This was based on an experience Eric and I had at our local "Wendy's". I guess it would be more funny if you were there or something...

"Pok e'what?-I got really fed up with seeing all this Pokemon crap everywhere, and this here article is a direct result of that.

"Our False World"-This is the first article that was actually "submitted" to me. It's a bit strange, but I gotta thank Anthony for doing it. I actually like it. I wish I could write like that but I'm a retard.

"Ramblings: Part One-I was at a lack of ideas when I wrote this, so bear with me, 'cause I really sound like a right basterd in this. I felt I just had to put something, anything, up.