Why You Shouldn't Worry About Being a Loser...

I think I speak for all my friends when I say we floated through our 12 years of grade school unknown. Not that this is really bad, we just didn't accomplish more then what we had to. We didn't do much.  We weren't the kids that got the shit beat out of them everyday, no, not at all.  Hell, we made fun of them. But we weren't the kids that would stay after school to work on the yearbook or to practice some stupid forign language of some country we will never visit. As far as I know I don't think anyone from my circle of friends appeared in a yearbook more then once...our class photo. We had better things to do, like play some video games, where we would yell at each other for stupid trivial things.  We all sucked at sports, especially me to say the least.  Everyday of Freshman year I feared 2nd hour Gym.  Getting Racket balls chucked at my head wasn't something I looked foreward to, kind of a personal thing I guess.

One of my best friends, Bryan, had a thing for stealing school books.  Not his own, but ones he found lying around in the cafeteria in the morning.  He only did this for the last few weeks of our senior year, but as it stands he owns about 56 high school text books. Bryan is a weird guy.  

I don't think anyone will admit they liked their high school.  I know I hated mine.  Not so much the teachers or the classes, but more of the students.  My school had a lot, what should I say...dirty girls. Girls that would wear those tight-ass, black hootchie pants.  I would be judgmental if I said they shouldn't wear those. People can wear whatever they like.  But I found a vast majority wore those types of clothes.  But just for the record I am not singling anyone out. My school was full of the type of people I dislike the most; judgmentalists(I am not sure if thats a word). You should not worry about these people cause for the most part,  5ive years from now you won't remember them and they won't remember you.  Ummm...I was going to say something importent but It slipped my mind.  If your not a "jock" or a "cheerleader" do not fret,  'cause in ten years the "jocks" will be fat, beer-guzzling slobs, with hopes and dreams of making it into the N.F.L in the shit-can.  And the cheerleaders (at lest the ones that attended my school) will be pregnant with already half a dozen kids under thier belt, so to speak.

So if you my friend, are like me or one of my fellow chums, do not worry.  You will find your calling.  One day the world will be ready for you, and wonder how how they didn't see.