Ramblings Part One

February 6th 2000 3:02am

Girls are something, I am still learning. Hell,  in the past few years I've been dating, I've learned close to nothing. But the thing a lot of guys don't know. is that girls have the upperhand. They know right from the beginning whether or not they want you. They have total and complete control over us (men). All it thats left is time. How long they are going to take before they let you know "ya, um, I really dont like you, so...um go away." Hell, for the most part they wont tell you that. They usually will just start to distance you, ya know. Not calling as much. But as I was saying girls always have the upperhand. They know what they want and they know what we want. They can have you whenever they want. But they just like to make us wait. It's all one big conspiracy, they are all sisters. Guy's just do whatever they can to get in good. Like playing "Mr. Sensitive Guy". And they will hurt anyone in the process.

Lets say for instance, you have one friend who's perverted as fuck. Ya, know it, he knows it. He's just the life of the party when all your friends chill. When you two hang out it's fucking great. You're sitting there talking about hot girls and all the sex you would like to have with them...but never will. You know what I'm talking about. Girls, you also know. Girls are like that too, if not worse. I've seen how perverted girls can get, and they think about sex just as much as men, if not more. But that's their act, they play it off so we never see what's really going on. We never see the little old man operating the levers behind the curtain. But I am straying from my point. Cut to you sitting with your very good, but perverted friend. You are with him and a girl he likes. Maybe other friends are there too. But you are all relaxed, but your friend is tense. He doesn't show it, but he is. He's playing it off as cool, ya know. So say some topic of conversation comes up between the three of you. And at one point, you make a remark thats kinda funny, a sexual comment if you will. You wait expecting to hear him laugh as he normally would. But what do you get? A sea of dumbfounded faces. Your friend looks at you as if your the asshole here. He trys to play it off as if you're the weird one. And he gives you a look thats says "How unclassy are you?" and/or "okay, whatever you say, how can you be so uncivalized". But you know, you know for a fact, that if that girl wasn't there, then he would agreeing with you 110% and then adding a few more comments of his own.

To be really honest, I don't know where this is going. Frankly, I've had writers block lately, and a complete lack of ideas. I just sat down tonight and starting typing. Hopefully you the reader will get some insight from this little article. Be it guy or girl. But relationships seem to be something I know a lot about, but then in some ways don't know thing one. Maybe I should just shut-up now.