No Sek Please,
We're Pishites

 

Yay and verily, thee Discworld is thee most fun MUD on the Web but, with yts bewildering array of options, yt can also be thee most confusing too. Newbie priests upon thee Disc have been seen to stumble about thee place lyke unto ae Enron executive upon ae large and unexpected accounting error. Pishe, Goddess of light showers, hast seen thy falls and wept her divine tears. Thusly she hast entreated me, her loyal servant, to yield unto you mine observations as ae newbie in thyse short guide.

 

Thee Booke of the Unborn, tackles thee problems of starting ae character in Discworld. If you truly wish to dedicate your on-line life unto Pishe, then you shalt need to start thee holy life afore you even arrive in thee Worlde.

 

Thee Booke of Dedication, is about how you actually get from your birth unto the service of the finest god in Dunmanfestin.

 

Thee Booke of Life, is all about thee eternal question that hast vexed theologians from days of yore: "Ok I'm a priest what do I do now?"

 

The Booke of Rituals, explores thee rituals that Pishe in her divine favour hast granted unto us.

 

Thee Booke of the Dead is ae definitive guide to life after death upon the Disc.

 

The Booke of Parables, shall reveal unto you further arcane sources that withheld from knowlessmen, and knowlesswomen of course...

Ah yes, and knowlessdwarfs and knowlesstrolls...

Yes I realise I've missed out knowlessyetis...

Oh sod it! Knowless-entities-which-possess-ae-sense-of-self. Satisfied?

 

As Coka, Koala headed god of tooth decay said: "Enjoy".