The Adventures of SatAM Man and The Nique

Yes, I know . . . most of you out there are probably going "Wha-?! Whazzat?!", and I wouldn't blame you. Basically, it's this huge series of in-joke stories made about and for those of us over at the forums for Friends United for SatAM. But don't worry if you're not in on the in-jokes . . . there's plenty of Sonic-related stuff and potty humour to keep anyone amused for hours on end! Anyway, they've been running just on the message board since Sonicus Prime (the author, natch) started the whole thing up, but I offered a while ago to host them here on Neo Sonic the Webhog. So, here they are and stuff! Yay!

Oh, and please take note that the stories are rated R for . . . well, for very good reasons.

The Adventures of SatAM Man and The Nique The one that started it all off! Thrill as SatAM Man and The Nique rush into danger to save the beloved Sonic characters! Chill as they face off against their greatest foe yet! Spill as the FUSers sit around and don't do anything exciting in particular! You just can't get action like this anywhere else, folks! The Adventures of SatAM Man and The Nique 2: Archie Man Strikes Back Archie Man is back again and still trying to ruin the Sonic franchise for everyone! But will SatAM Man and The Nique be able to stop him and his new partner in crime when they set their new evil plan into action?! The Adventures of SatAM Man and The Nique 3: The Return of Archie Man . . . Again Archie Man is back again . . . again! And this time he's got a secret weapon! And he even manages to put SatAM Man and The Nique out of commission! Er . . . well, okay, he did that the last two times, too. Anyway, he actually does capture them pretty well this time, and it's up to a new superhero on the block and her crack team of FUSers to save the day. The Adventures of SatAM Man and The Nique 4: HOLY CRAP! It�s the one where Archie Man isn�t the Main Villain! The SatAM crew are in trouble again, but . . . holy crap! It isn't Archie Man who's kidnapped them for his sinister purposes?! But if it wasn't him . . . who was it? SatAM Man and the Nique have their work cut out for them as they face off against this new foe . . . The Adventures of SatAM Man and The Nique 5: Opposites Attack Archie Man and JF Man are up to their old tricks, but this time they have some new, mysterious allies! Can SatAM Man and the FUSers overcome not only these new enemies . . . but themselves as well?! The Adventures of SatAM Man and The Nique 6: Sega Man's Master Plan While SatAM Man, The Nique, and SatAM Woman all try to get some rest after their latest adventure, the FUSers end up having to deal with a deranged newbie on their own. And then things go from bad to worse when Sega Man returns with a plan so horribly insidious, so inherently malicious, so insanely against all known laws of nature . . . that I've run out of adjectives for it! Fear!