"Feh, I've heard similar threats from a number of poor fools whose memories I keep alive by dancing on their tombstones!"
"What does Kagome need to worry about if they only devour desirable women?!"
"I'd come up there and finish you off if you didn't look half dead already."
"Leave?! How can I leave you if we've never been together?!"
"Leave that jerk alone Kagome! He can't even die right!"
"Yeah as if! You're the one who jumped me and started pressing flesh!"
"You're not seriously suggesting that I work out?"
"(to Kagome)Will you lend me your lap?"
Kagome:
"Shikon shards or my life, which is more important to you?! If you say the shards I'll twist your mouth off!"
"I'm sure he's a reasonable person (Miroku runs his hand over her butt) On second thought, KILL HIM!"
"(considering why she hit Naraku)When he started making fun of InuYasha, I just snapped."
Miroku:
"Villagers shouldn't resort to violence (rocks are thrown at him) surely if you voice your grievances (more rocks are thrown) damn you people!"
"Limited time offer for the ladies: buy one charm at my special price, and your next purchase will be the same price."
"Does a woman lose trust in someone just because their butt is groped?"
"At times like these, before anyone gets hurt...we run away!"
"Rule one: let the woman calm down first. Rule two: Just because it's true it doesn't mean you should say it."
"Please. I am a monk."
"Do not worry, Sango. That lady is certainly beautiful, but my heart belongs to you."
Sango:
"He (Miroku) is such a playboy."
"(to Miroku)That hand of yours...can't you do anything else with it?!"
Shippo:
"Naraku is a guy. How can he give birth to a woman?"
"How come you and Kagome spend so much time together and yet you never seem to bathe at the same time? Think of all the fun you can have when there's two of you!"
"(in Kagome's form)Would you like me to lie with you?"
"InuYasha and the rest of them are my servants."
Group Quotes:
InuYasha: What makes you think I'll avenge you?
Kagome: You'd better avenge me!
InuYasha: All right, I'll avenge you.
Miroku: Oh! How beautiful! (River Goddess) And how tiny! It might be difficult, but it's worth a try.
Sango: What's worth a try?
Miroku: Must....resist.....temptation....
Girl 1: Hey, where did you run off to? I even promised to bear your child!
Girl 2: What are you talking about! I'm gonna have his child. Me!
Miroku: Oh, is that so? Well then, if you would form a line over here...
Miroku: The demons will surely attack again. The princess would undoubtedly be safer if she were to stay here with me...here in the same room sharing the same bedding.
InuYasha: He's at it again! And I suppose you need to search her robes while you're at it ya pervert!
InuYasha: Miroku, are you playing with my face?
Miroku: You noticed?
InuYasha: Hey!
Kagome: What?
InuYasha: (referring to Kagome's clothes) Take it off!
Shippo: Kagome is beautiful, so she must be already eaten by now.
InuYasha: Like I said, just what makes you think that Kagome is beautiful?
Myoga: I've been pondering this for a while, but InuYasha-sama's sense of beauty
seems a little off.
Shippo: Aargh! That would explain his weird hairdo, and ugly fashion sense!
Myoga: Truly, his totally red outfit does have a problem. I'm sure there are better-looking clothes.
InuYasha: Aaaargh!! You guys shut up!
Kagome: Um, do you think we can come back before Saturday?
InuYasha: Sure, why not?
Kagome: Really?
InuYasha: Not that I know when this "saturday" is...
Miroku: However, foul language will not cause me to hand over these Shikon
Shards, Inuyasha.
InuYasha: You know who I am?
Miroku: Not really...but that is what your beautiful female companion called you...
Kagome: Hey, he's not such a bad person after all!
Miroku: My apologies...I thought you two were merely companions but InuYasha is
in love with Kagome.
InuYasha: What?? You idiot! This girl is just my jewel detector!
Kagome: Jewel detector?!? That's right, Inuyasha is already interested in someone...and Miroku's much nicer
InuYasha: You brat, are you betraying me?!
Miroku: You should be more polite towards a lady.
InuYasha: Shut up!
Kagome: So to you I'm just a jewel detector? Why can't you be more like Miroku?
Miroku: Be more polite.
Kagome: Yeah you should be more affectionate!
Miroku: Yes, yes...affectionate.
Kagome: Kyaa! Where do you think you're touching me?!!
InuYasha: You bastard! You're doing it again?!?!?!?!?!
Miroku: Just what happened with Kikyo?
InuYasha: Just what you usually do with women everyday...
Miroku: Ahhh!! You...did such an improper thing in front of Kagome?
InuYasha: Just what is it that you really do all the time?!
Miroku: Which one are you gonna choose?!
InuYasha: Can't I choose both?
Shippo: Eck?! You two-timing!!!!
Miroku: Well, that's normal for a man, but whatever happens, you can never let them find out, if you ever get caught...
Kagome: SIT!
Miroku: That's right, big sit...eh?
InuYasha: Someone's talking shit about me.
Kaede: InuYasha, it's no surprise if someone talks shit about you if you did something stupid like that...
InuYasha: What? Hey old hag, you are calling me stupid, huh?
Kaede: You are the stupidest of the stupid! To find the shikon shards, you need to have Kagome, although, I don't know what happened. Why did you piss her off like that?
InuYasha: Shut up! She just left like that (imitates Kagome) I'm going home, stupid (stops) like that.
Kaede: InuYasha...
InuYasha: what?
Kaede: You didn't sound anything like her.
Miroku: At any rate, you can use the Tetsusaiga now.
InuYasha: Hehehehe that's not all! Watch this! One, two...!! (destroys a mountain)
Miroku: The Wound of the Wind!
InuYasha: What do you think? I can use the Wound of the Wind whenever I want!(destroyes 3 more mountains)
Sango: Hey, stop it InuYasha!
Miroku: You shouldn't be playing with a dangerous sword like that!
InuYasha: It's okay! There's no one who can defeat me! Make me stop if you can!
Kagome: InuYasha! Sit!
Miroku: You get so cocky when you get a few compliments.
Kagome: Really, he's so simple minded.
InuYasha: Damn it...Kagome was here.
Kagome: I'm not crying!
InuYasha: You're crying!
Kagome: I'm not crying!
InuYasha: You're crying!
Kagome: I'm not crying!
InuYasha: You're crying!
Kagome: Shut up! Sit!
Shippo: ok, now he's dead.
InuYasha: And you like drooling lechers like him?
Kagome: I love them!
InuYasha: What...?!
Kagome: I'm kidding. I'm kidding...okay?!
Inuyasha: (thinking) Is that...is that what she really wants!?
Kagome: Hello! Will you listen to me please?!
InuYasha: Sango, am I imagining it, or are you a bit tense?
Sango: (flames around her) It's your imagination.
