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Hayley Rewrites Some SongsThese were written at some point in 2001, I think. Hayley was forever turning songs dirty (I can vaguely remember a very strange version of 'Burning Down The House' that was all about cheese...) Enjoy - but beware, strong language used.
I Get AroundI�ve got a big long penis and a mighty guitarAnd it swings to and fro with a ha ha ha I get around � round, round, round, round, I get around Get around � round, round, round, I get around Wa wa wooo Do do do do dooo Yeah And so I grab my willie And I jerk it good Then I cum all over My fine wood. Pina Colada (Escape)If you like penis saladasGetting shagged on the train If you like eating big weiners Well we like things the same If you like having group orgies Getting stuck down the drain If you always get herpes Well you are to blame If you are a jackass And you don�t use your brain Well you�ll end up pregnant To a guy called Lorraine If you are Kevin Bacon Or you look quite the same Well you are really ugly And you should feel shame But if you are gay Or a transsexual You are very different It should give you a thrill If you are really horny And your best friends a whore Well, hey you�re very lucky You�ll probably get to score If you like having cyber Or jerking off to porn Yeah, you so kick ass, I recommend a cob of corn. |
