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Dirtiest Poem Ever CompetitionThese poems were written one day out of boredom in Biology. Cath & Nigel each had ten minutes to write the dirtiest poem ever. Nigel won. Warning - Extremely Graphic Language Cath's PoemEjaculation, lots of cumIt landed on the poor sheeps bum Snowy sprinkles on the ground � But it is not snow that�s on that mound The sheep gets scared and runs away It�s had enough rape for this day But N**** is persistant, his penis is hard And out he whips his tin of lard He slathers himself in the viscons shit And even puts some on his man-tits He chases after the poor poor sheep And plunges in like a Ram on heat And so ends the story of N****�s blunder As he finishes with a roar of thunder Once again he has relieved his needs In the grassy meadows with the innocent sheep Nigel's PoemCunt drips wetPenis drips wet And spent Cum here, Cum there, Cum everywhere Horny pleasures, banging And feathers Along with piles of clothes Of leather This is the room Where naughty occurs And no-one ever leaves A virgin The tongue caresses the Clit with practised ease And her fingers tantalise His perinium Who could have thought A brothel could be so fun I like cum |
