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| Your last name stays put The garage is all yours Chocolate is just another snack You never feel cmpelled to stop a friend from getting laid People never glance at your chest, when you're talking to them You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades (unless you are going b..d) You dont have to shave below your neck Your belly usually hides your big hips One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons Car mechanics tell you the truth It's better to be a woman - click here |
| More reasons why it's great to be a MAN 3 pairs of shoes are mote then enough You can quietly watch a game with your buddies for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me" Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with "SO, notice anything different"? 1 mood, all the time The occasional belch is practically expected Hot wax never comes near your private areas Wrinkles add character You don't have to leave the room to make crotch adjustments Wedding dress $2,000 / Tux rental $100 You don't give a hood if someone notices your new haircut If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends You are not expected to know the names of more than 5 colors You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut and bolt |
| It's better to be a woman - Part # 2 |
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