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| What's the best form of birth control after 50? nudity What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 35Kg What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? 35 minutes How many women does it take to change a light bulb? none. they just sit there in the dark and bitch What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? are you sure it's mine? Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? breasts don't have eyes What should you give a man who has everything? a woman to show him how to work it What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups? put the remote control between his toes Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners? so men can understand them Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating? to stop the snoring before it starts Why did God create man before woman? one suppose to have a rough draft before creating THE MASTERPIECE Why do men like smart women? opposite attract Why are men and parking spaces alike? because all the good ones are taken and the only ones left are disabled Why do men want to marry virgins? they can't stand criticism How do men exercise on the beach? by sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? ONE - he just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? a porcupine has the pricks on the outside Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? ask your father What is the quickest way to clear out a men's restroom? say "nice dick" Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and good looking? because those men already have boyfriends |
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