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| Typical Israeli Overdruft Going abroad only to buy DVD at the Duty Free Bring the whole family presents after 4 days vacation in Turkey Hear "have you packed it by yourself" from airport security Surprise that abroad they check begs in "EXIT" Return from a week in NY, with 40 Kg over weight and look for other Israeli to share the weight with Carrying Donna Karen & Versach bags, for every one to see you have been shopping in NY Living DVD package near the door to annoy the neighbors Drive on public routes and let the suckers wait in truffic jam Take flowers home with you after the wedding Live the hotel after breakfast with sandwiches for entire day Answer cellular phone in the middle of the concert Ask anyone "where have you served in the army" Declare you only have a qustion when in line to.....anything Put USA flag on your car on Israeli Independence Day Hear from your dentist "with or without an invoice' Eat thini with matzo Eat kosher shrimps Ask the salesman: "what is your last price" Arrive at a wedding only to hear... "how old are you, are you pregnant, when are YOU getting married?" etc,.... To ask "how much did you pay fot it"... only to answer " I paid less" Stand in express line in supermarket with lots of groceries and announce: " 5 sour cream is only 1 item" Ignore other Israeli's abroad Empty ashtray from car's window Leave in the answering machine a message as long as.... "Hello, your arrived to Putzi family. Nice of you to call. Here is Mootzi (mother's voice) and Lootzi (kid's voice) and Gootzi (father's voice). We are not in at present. Please leave a message after the bip. Have a great day, wonderful week, joy, love and happiness and we will get back to you ....... Send this page over to you ........ LOL |
