1.   Does it come with an air pump?

  2.   So this is why you're supposed to judge people
        on personality

  3.   What am I supposed to do with that?

  4.   You've got to be kidding me

  5.   Okay....well....let's get it over with    
 
  6.   I gotta remember to pick up some batteries on
        my way home

  7.   I've smoked fatter joints than that

  8.   Ahhhhh.....it's cute

  9.   Why don't we just cuddle?

10.   You know, they have surgery to fix that

11.   Can I paint a smiley face on it?

12.   Wow, and your feet is so big

13.   Oh' no ..... a flash headache

14.   Giggle and point

15.   Can I be honest with you?

16.   This explains your car

17.   At least this won't take long

18.   I never saw one like that before

19.   But it still works, right?

20.   It looks so unused

21.   Maybe it looks better in natural light

22.   Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?

23.   What is that?

24.   It's a good thing you have so many other
        talents

25.   Maybe if we water it, it will grow

26.   Why is God punishing me?

27.   If you get me real drunk first

28.   It's OK.  we'll work around it

29.   Is that an optical illusion?

30.   Are you cold?

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