This quotes are not here to offend anyone. It's
for fun only, as Moliere said: " A wise man is
superior to any insults which can be put upon
him.... "    but if you are offended, please
click here to
exit.


I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make
an exception

When they were handing out brains, you
arrived too late. All you got was a rain check.

Your face is very becoming. It's becoming
more and more ugly every time I see you.

Does your face hurt? It's sure hurting me
every time I look at you.

You are not a complete idiot. Some parts
are missing.
What does a Jewish husband call a
waterbed? = The dead sea.

As an outsider, what do you think of
the human race?

Do not feel so bad. The liberty bell is
cracked too.

If I had a brother like you, I will put
myself for adoption.

A modest little person with much to
be modest about.


He must have had a good build until his stomach
went in for a career of its own.

A woman will lie about anything just to stay
in practice.

The major excitement in a woman life is
spotting women who are fatter than she is.

It's not his fault realy. When he was a baby,
his mother tossed him in the air, but did not
catch him.....
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