We never have to worry about toilet seats
We can end arguments in a very polite way -
just say FINE
We can Fake an orgasm
We got off the Titanic first
Taxis stop for us
We don't look like bears when dancing
Free movies, free dinners, free drinks
We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves
If we forget to shave, no one has to know
We can talk to the opposite sex without
picture them naked
If we marry a guy 20 years younger, we
are aware that we look like an idiot
We will never regret piercing our ears
We don't even try covering our heads with
2 strings of hair.
We don't have two dependents which are nuts
She was only kidding
