* Buying underwear size small is pride, not shame
* When you go out of the pool you dont have to
worry about cerain organs
* Size does not matter
* You are blessed with the ability to be vindictive
and cruel and you are not ashamed to admit it
* Ticket from policeman is an option
* You are not afraid of gay's. They are your best friends
*You can achieve anything, just with sex
* You can stop sex in the middle of the act. No groin's pain
* No-one will tell you "do not worry, it happens to
everyone sometimes
* You have 4-5 days a months when you're aloud to
scream and be nasty
* You are not limited to the colors you were born with
* You are not limited to the height you were born with -
high heels is an option
* Your weekly mood does not depend on weekend's
football game
* You don't sound like a crow on 13
* You don't have morning's ritual with a ruler on 16
* Your hand writing does not look like Egyptian wall's
reconstruction
* You don't have the un-controllable impulse of saying:
"brother" in the end of each sentence
* You will always know that you are the biological
mother of your child
* You think with one organ
* You think !!!
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