Women Stories

in the age of  7         get her to bed and read her a story
at                17          tell her stories and get her to bed
at                27          she get's to bed without a story
at                37          she tells  you story to get to bed
at                47          she get to bed and make a story
                                 out of it
at                57          tell her story for not going to bed
at                67          End of story
Men Vocabulary

Haven't I seen you before? =  nice tits

I need you = my hand is tired

I want a commitment = sick of masturbation

I don't know if I like her = she won't sleep with me

I have something to tell you = get tested

I will give you a call = you won't see me again

Its not you, it's me = next

Can you call me later? = must turn on answering machine
Men are like cellular phone.......

They are small
You never get through
They cut (U) of without warning
Precisely when needed ,  they are not available
Beside, their antenna is nothing to talk about

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