The
Notable,
Quotable
Mommo


2008
2007
2006
2005
2004
2003


"That's too bad, but that's okay."
regarding the gay dogs in Legally
Blonde 2,
9:20 pm, 04/04/08


"I never had a room like that -- where you dressed up and acted foolish. I never had the time."
regarding the boudoir of Elle Woods in
Legally Blonde 2,
9:20 pm, 04/04/08


"I have to cook for you, huh? I thought I was getting a vacation."
to Dave, 8:55 pm, 04/04/08


"I love socks."
04/04/08


"I'm going to follow you around the Earth until you learn to dress your baby properly."
to Elena, regarding Pate
Vico,
8:50 pm, 04/04/08


"Men get pummeled to death."
8:20 pm, 04/04/08


"I hate it when that happens. Half-nakedness."
8:00 pm, 04/04/08


"Those places -- they work magic."
on Dunkin Donuts, 04/04/08


"Have a normal life."
requested of Dad, 1:30 pm, 04/04/08


"That's not in coagulated order."
instead of chronological, in regard
to photographs,
12:00 pm, 04/04/08


"Like the farce of life."
04/04/08


"Stop being a fool."
to Dad, 04/04/08


"You fall down, you get knifed."
04/04/08


"She eats everything. That's why she's so fat. That's not something you say socially, but..."
on Rachael Ray, 11:00 am, 04/04/08


"He fulfills our household."
on the Menehune,10:45 am, 04/04/08


Sometimes you come in the kitchen and David's all over the place -- cookie, cookie."
10:40 am, 04/04/08


"I don't know why I look so good today, but I do."
10:30 am, 04/04/08


"That's an awful thing to say, but I would do it."
on stealing food from hospital
patients,
10:30 am, 04/04/08


"That's the amazement of this cereal. Got the sugar right on 'em. You don't have to do a damn thing. That's thinking. Who thought about this? God bless 'em."
on Frosted Flakes, 10:20 am, 04/04/08


"Get over here and kiss me and stop it."
to Dad, 04/04/08


"Every time Daddy's home everything's all right."
10:15 am, 04/04/08


"I wanna shave my eyebrows."
10:15 am, 04/04/08


"I like my Frosteds."
10:00 am, 04/04/08


"I'm a nut."
9:45 am, 04/04/08


"There's something wrong when you're happy."
to Dad, 04/04/08


"Da-dummmmmmm."
one of several da-dums, 04/04/08


"Laura makes M-O-N-E-Y."
04/04/08


"Hi people."
04/04/08


"Yeah, of course."
upon being asked if she
wanted a Munchkin,
04/03/08


"I love you. You can clean the house."
to Elena, 04/03/08


"I need a kiss from that man."
to Dave, 04/03/08


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