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"I've decided that Big Bird is gay." 11/06
"Random musical notes. It matches my brain." on windchimes, 10/06
"Mucho smell." what Turner (the dog) emits, 8/06
"Why do the bad guys always use submarine guns?" to Dad, while watching a gangster movie, 8/06
"When the aliens attack, we have to bring Johnny Depp with us [to safety]." 7/06
"Life is good...when you cheat a little." 6/06
"I like it to be a little bit more even on my side." to Dad, while making the bed, 6/06
"I've never been in first class, but I assume I belong there." on flying, 4/06
"You'll never see a zombie as a cowboy. No." 4/06
"You mess up the world. You're destroying my psyche." to Dad, 4/06
"Makes me want to eat a Big Mac." on the theme song to Super Size Me, 4/06
"He's a big gaseous bubble that formed into a human." on Dave, 4/06
"I'm too old for maturity." 4/06
"One back scratches the other." 3/06
"When you get stabbed, that's how you really know you're alive. Because you can feel the pain." 3/06
"He doesn't like to let the dollar go." on Dad's inhibited shopping style, 3/06
"What's up with that? It sucks." on getting older, 2/06
"The word 'free' means a lot to us." our family philosophy, 2/06
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