The
Notable,
Quotable
Mommo


2008
2007
2006
2005
2004
2003


"They're all good. He always kills everyone."
upon being asked if the particular Schwarzenegger
movie she was watching was any good,
06/07


"There's protein in beer. It's called beer protein."
04/07


"If I'm on fire, you have permission to shoot me."
04/07


"He walks like a retard."
on dad, who was suffering
from back pain,
04/07


"Anarchy! I'll take anarchy."
03/07


"I retire to my boudoir."
03/07


"The gonorrhea of jewelry?"
upon mishearing an ad for Jared,
the Galleria of Jewelry,
02/07


"I want to be an alcoholic"
01/07


"I'd love to put a couch through a [wood] chipper"
01/07


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