Notable,
Quotable
Mommo
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"A slight touch of the psycho resides in her." on the cat, 12/03
"My arms are askew." regarding the following Mommo portrait, 11/03
 "I read a book a week. I'm better than you and Nancy! I'm better than Nancy. I'm a genius. I'm a late bloomer...I have to kiss [the cat] before I wash the toilets." 11/03
"I'm so funny." upon seeing this site
for the first time, 11/03 "So when did they allow gay sandwiches?" upon mishearing a newscast
about gay marriages, 11/03 "She's wonderful. She's perfectly perfect." on the cat, 10/03
"In case you've started smoking I've enclosed additional information." explanation of brochures enclosed in
a letter to Nancy, a non-smoker, 09/03 "They need to invent a deodorant for the beagle population." 09/03
"Quick cash." what temp jobs
are good for, 09/03 "Dave says he is still waiting for good results from my dish washing. He's going to have to wait until he is very, very old." 09/03
"I'm tired of cleaning up the crap of Sam and Phoebe. Why, if we are so superior, do we do such disgusting chores?" contemplating the lower life-forms, 09/03
"I do want to be an Indian!" upon seeing the quote below, 11/03
"I want to be an Indian." absolutely no context, 08/03
"I've gone on about 20 interviews this summer and nothing has panned out. You'd think I was picking my nose during the interviews. It's very discouraging." on the job outlook, 08/03
"I'm going to read it when you're not looking." jealously, to Dave, when he
received a letter in the mail, 08/03 "I usually end up stringing paper clips together and tying knots in rubber bands." on her temp job, 08/03
"I usually don't see her until I eat my frosted flakes. She likes to lick the milk." on the cat, 08/03
"Hey, in some cultures it's polite to burp after a meal--it's a compliment to the cook. I'm [such a] culture." after belching, 08/03
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