MIDI (9263 bytes)
Mp3 (4kbps, 185 KB)
(until I can store the 8MB MPEG file, you won't be able to download it from here, however, it's available at www.obkb.com)

CEIA is the thing that started my interest in MJH, and it was the show that got MJH's going. Actually she began acting when she was four, but in CEIA it began to be serius. This cool show is about this "normal" teenage girl named Clarissa. She talks to the camera a lot and that's one of the think that makes this show so special. Sure there might be a lot of that kind of shows but it's just so much different how Melissa addresses the camera. Clarissa got a great friend named Sam that always enters her room through the window. She also got a little brother named Ferguson that is the most annoying human being she knows. Then are her parents, Marshall is an architect and Janet works at some children museum. Her room is in half a mess all the time, but still organized. She got a lot of stuff hanging on the walls and she's always wearing some crazy clothes. There were a total of 65 CEIA-episodes produced in 1991-1994. The serie ended when she moved away to a newspaper job. A sequel was supposed to be produced, but some stupid companies stopped it. However, a fan has created a great continue for Clarissa, and I urge everyone who like CEIA to check out www.superstarclarissa.com
In order to not die from boredom last summer, I decided to digitize the sound from all the episodes I got on tapes to my computer, compress it in mp3 format, and make a script out of it. Each episode sound takes approximately 5.5 MB and the quality is quite good at 4kb/s. The scripts include what everyone says and what happens from start to finish in each episode. Here are the episodes I've scripted: 112 Cool Dad (has images and sound available) (fully spell-checked!) 113 Sick Days (has images) (48 err) 126 Total TV (27 err) 129 Poetic Justice (51 err) 130 Sam's Swang Song (has images) (19 err) 132 The Silent Treatment (22 err) 135 Marshall's Mid-Life Crisis (55 err) 137 Life of Crime (20 err) Since Englist is not my native language there are words and sentences in the scripts that may not be correctly written. I've tried to identify them by placing (?) for words and (???) for sentences after them. If you know how to write any of them, please inform me about it. I'd like to have these script as correct as possible.
I also have sounds from some episodes that I think are cool, like french talk, or the 2x speed insult in episode #132, The Silent Treatment. They are stuffed in stuffit archives. Funny alarm sounds in #105, CNN, 348 KB Great music in #112, Cool Dad 228 KB what does Clarissa say here in #122, Cool Dad? 165 KB 2x speed insult in #132 Silent Treat 252 KB French in #135, Mid-Life Crisis 584 KB Opening of #137, Life Of Crime, 580 KB

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