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I do not own Lord of the Rings. I do not own Pippin, Merry, Frodo or any of the other members of the Fellowship. Sadly, I also do not own Gandalf's wizard hat. It's a neat hat. Very pointy... I don't actually own anything -- except for what I do own. Which is not Lord of the Rings. If I did own it, then it would mean that I was rich and could afford to buy my own domain. But, I do not own it - hence, I am not rich. I must to use Yahoo -- which sucks. Do not sue me. It would be a complete waste of time. My time. Your time. Everybody's time. Thank You! |
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I would like to thank the following for making it so easy to create this parody: JRR. Tolkien, Peter Jackson, New Line Cinema, Monty Python, CBS, the "I can't believe it's not butter" people, elves, bunnies, Harry Potter, Billy Boyd's bum, South Park, Dr. Phil, Benny Hinn, Eddie Izzard, The Wizard of Oz, the Bucklebury Fairy, Dubya Bush, The Princess Bride, A Knights Tale, Star Wars, Star Trek, Andromeda, Daytime soap-operas, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, the Kebler Elves, Snow White, X-Men, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Smokey the Bear, Sauron, The Matrix, my cousin Gonzo, the Budweiser frog, the Taco Bell dog, Pirates of the Caribbean, Braveheart, my car, Micky the crazy monkey under my bed, Zebok the alien who told me to write it, and of course Bob. Thank You! |
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