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| Yo mama's so fat; she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones. Yo mama's so fat; you could slap her butt and ride the waves. Yo mama's so fat; she needs a hula-hoop to keep her socks up. Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate. Yo mama's so fat; when she goes to a restaurant she looks at the menu and says, "OK!" Yo mama's so fat, when she lays on the beach, people run around yelling, "Free Willie!" Yo mama's so fat; her belt size is the equator. Yo mama's so fat; she has to buy two airplane tickets. Yo mama's so fat; when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party. Yo mama's so fat when she took her dress to the cleaners they told her, "Sorry, we don't do curtains." Yo mama's so fat, she was baptised at Sea World. Yo mama's so fat; people jog around her for exercise. Yo mama's so fat; she went to the movies and sat next to everyone. Yo mama's so fat; she's on a light diet.... as soon as it gets light out she starts eating. Yo mama's so big that she sat on a rainbow and got Skittles. Yo mama's so fat that when she wore an "H" jacket a helicopter tried to land on her back. Yo mama's head is so big, it shows up on radar. Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach; she was the only one that got a tan. Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on the scales it said, "To be continued...." Yo mama's so fat; she sells shade in the summer. Yo mama's so fat; she left the house with high-heels and came back with flip-flops. Yo mama's so fat, when she fell over; she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up again. Yo mama's so fat, she was baptised at Marine World. Yo mama's so fat; she has her own area code. |
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