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| You have the IQ of a left bollock. You could win arse of the month with your face. Your make-up is a right mess.... oh no it's just your face. Did you put your make-up on with a trowel? If I had a dog that looked like you I would shave its ass and make it walk backwards. You have the face of a saint.... a Saint Bernard. Why is your face like that? It isn't Halloween yet. If you get pregnant can I have one of your puppies? Get that mask off.... oh no you're not wearing one. I wouldn't go near you.... not even with a barge pole! You are so dumb you couldn't even pass a blood test. I've seen you somewhere before.... oh yea you were in that nightmare I had about freaky children. Look at me when I'm talking to you.... oh no don't. Oh Lord now I've seen you I really do believe in aliens. I'd rather wipe Bin Laden's ass than go near you. Excuse me.... I think you need to go back to museum of insane ugly people. God, I can't believe your mother actually kept you. Oh my God.... oh it's you I thought I saw the elephant man for a second. Oh Jesus what's that? Oh you�re looking in the mirror again. Stick a firework up your ass because it's the only bang you�re ever going to get. You put the ITCH into bitch. You couldn't give oral sex to anyone not even with an instruction manual. Excuse me can you go away you're making my children cry. Haha you didn't actually think I liked you did you? That's pathetic. You are a loser underlined with a capital L. What's that horrific smell? Oh it's you thought so. |
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