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| That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me? I love every bone in your body, especially mine. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine. Is it hot in here or is it just you? Really like your peaches, wanna shake your tree? That's a nice shirt.... Can I talk you out of it? Do you want to see something swell!? I'd look good on you. I'm Irish.... Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some? Excuse me.... Do you want to fuck or should I apologise? Hey babe.... Can you suck a golf ball through 50ft of garden hose? Excuse me, have I fucked you yet? I am a magical being, take off your bra. My name's (your name) that's so you know what to scream. Can I have directions? ("To where?") To your heart. Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen? That's a nice shirt; it would go great with my floor. I think we have to make love on the front lawn like crazed weasels NOW! I love you, I want to marry you, now fuck my brains out! Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynaecologist. Do I know you from somewhere? Because I don't recognise you with your clothes on. Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'Cause you've got a nice set of buns. I've lost my teddy bear, would you sleep with me? Would you like to have morning coffee with me? |
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