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I'm like a butterfly, pretty to see but hard to catch! 

Girl of the year.... girl of the season.... your man left ya 'n' I'm the reason!

Mirrors don't talk, and lucky for you they don't laugh either.

I'm only a bitch on the days that end with y.

Smile.... it scares the shit outta people.

I want you to lock me in your heart and throw away the key.

If you�re nice, you can call me sweetie, if you�re sweet you can call me honey, if you're hot you can call me tonight.

Your village just called.... they want their idiot back!

What does it mean when a guy is gasping for breath and screaming your name?  You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

Guys are like slinkies it's always fun to watch them fall down the stairs.

When a guy asks you to suck it.... smile turn around and say,
"I heard it's dangerous to put small things in my mouth."

Smile....  It�s the second best thing you can do with your lips!

When I walk guys stare with affection that's only because I am pure perfection.

I wanted to kill the cutest person alive, but then I realised suicide was wrong.

Nobody is perfect so therefore I am a nobody.

When we met.... the angels whispered perfect.

Next time you think you're perfect try walking on water.

If they don't have chocolate in Heaven I ain't goin'!

Is that the princess or am I looking in the mirror again? 

Roses are pink, leaves are green, kiss my ass cuz I�m the queen.

I'm not a bad girl....  I�m a good girl that does bad things.

I only look sweet and innocent!

Treat me like an angel and I'll show you Heaven.

Roses are sweet, violets are fine, you be the 6, I'll be the 9!

Friends are like condoms; they are there to protect you when things get hard!







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