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Dev-Em
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posted June 06, 2000 12:22 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dev-Em        Reply w/Quote
Beagle, you dog. Meant in the nicest possible way.

Didn't we get rid of PB?

Dev

And I'm bad enough to try for 200...

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"Superboy, we just caught this superspy! But why is he laughing at you?"

"HA, HA! Tell him...If you dare!"

"Just seeing that face brings back memories I...I'd rather forget!"

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LARDLAD
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posted June 06, 2000 12:26 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for LARDLAD   Click Here to Email LARDLAD        Reply w/Quote
Lash Tart,

My theory is based on their reparte in the LMB chat...and they didn't deny the possibility! Even if 'Cru isn't Beag's crush, I still say they would be just splendid together...just like you and WWB!

Biggest regards,
LardTart

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MLLASH
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posted June 06, 2000 12:36 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for MLLASH   Click Here to Email MLLASH        Reply w/Quote
Lardtart, I cannot argue your logic!

Wanna co-advise with me for a while? We'll be the mb advice column Siskel & Ebert only wittier, cuter & more fashionable! (Or would that make us Ann & Abby?)


Dev-Em: Props for stealing 200! You go boy!


Long Distance Sending Out Tart Telegraph. Stop.

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LARDLAD
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posted June 06, 2000 12:44 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for LARDLAD   Click Here to Email LARDLAD        Reply w/Quote
Not really my thing, Lash Tart...

BUT...


HUGEMANBREASTS TART may be interested!

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Nura Nal's Barrette
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posted June 06, 2000 12:50 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Nura Nal's Barrette   Click Here to Email Nura Nal's Barrette        Reply w/Quote
So, BREASTS TART,

What other career opportunities are there for a piece of plastic designed to hold hair in place?

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fasten me in your hair
i really like it in there

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Midnight Son
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posted June 06, 2000 01:10 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Midnight Son   Click Here to Email Midnight Son        Reply w/Quote
Lashtart,

One certain member of the LMB has been making it clear to me that he wants to be more than just buddies. How do you think I should let him know how I feel? (And yes, this question is very unfair)

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Whining Wildly Boy of the LMB!

Currently at work on an Amethyst: Princess of Gemworld website
Take a look at http://www.geocities.com/meg177

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MLLASH
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posted June 06, 2000 01:18 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for MLLASH   Click Here to Email MLLASH        Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Midnight Son:
How do you think I should let him know how I feel?


Communication is the key.

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HUGEMANBREASTS
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posted June 06, 2000 01:27 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for HUGEMANBREASTS   Click Here to Email HUGEMANBREASTS        Reply w/Quote
HUGEMANBREASTS TART here,

By invitation from Lash Tart--if anyone here is looking for a different tart's perspective, please address them to moi. (Note: I'll be leaving town early Wed. for a few days, so I'll be out of circulation for a few days. A response may not be quick!)

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MLLASH
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posted June 06, 2000 01:41 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for MLLASH   Click Here to Email MLLASH        Reply w/Quote
let the carnage begin!

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Lucien
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posted June 06, 2000 08:03 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lucien   Click Here to Email Lucien        Reply w/Quote
Dear LashTartBreastsManWomanBeaverTypeThing Whatever, I've lost track now.

recently it's seems that all the sexy young men on these bo.... um, somewhere, who I know, are suddenly falling in lurve with each other. Crushes left, right and centre (goodness, makes it sound like an S&M club doesn't it?). What's going on? Did i miss anything while I was off flirting with the WondyQueens? And can you give me any tips on how to do it? Flirting that is. Possibly.

"Whatever happened to class?
Now no-one even says opps when they're passing their gas
Whatever happened to claaaaaass????"

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Dev-Em
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posted June 06, 2000 09:09 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dev-Em        Reply w/Quote
Dear whoever answers these things now,

I am having a problem with the guilt of having given our Leader Lardlad the gun back during the Friday night chat. He is now running rampant throughout this board using it without any noticeable conscience.

<snif>

What should I do?

Dev

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"Superboy, we just caught this superspy! But why is he laughing at you?"

"HA, HA! Tell him...If you dare!"

"Just seeing that face brings back memories I...I'd rather forget!"

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HUGEMANBREASTS
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posted June 06, 2000 10:04 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for HUGEMANBREASTS   Click Here to Email HUGEMANBREASTS        Reply w/Quote
Dearest Devo,

Hmmm, tough question!

I would suggest you...

<BANG!>

ugh, he gots me <choke>

Damnit, you oughtta've taken it away...

MANBREASTS TART (currently in an ambulance)

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SharkLad
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posted June 06, 2000 10:22 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SharkLad   Click Here to Email SharkLad        Reply w/Quote
Dear Lash Tart,

What do you recommend to hide puffy eyes?

S.L.

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SharkLad, over and out

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MLLASH
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posted June 06, 2000 11:06 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for MLLASH   Click Here to Email MLLASH        Reply w/Quote
Shark Lad:

The best way to hide puffy eyes is to wear eye-patches ala Sgt. Fury. Make up an elaborate tale about how you were rescuing a supermodel & her little cousin from certain death in a burning building and you were temporarily blinded. (See, it's all part of the male "pretending" thing!)

Tartbreaker, you got the best of me!


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MLLASH
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posted June 06, 2000 11:12 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for MLLASH   Click Here to Email MLLASH        Reply w/Quote
M'Dearest Lucien:

With summer turning hearts and the very air aflame with passion, it is but a matter of time before love connnections are permanently bonded.


And I find the act of passing gas without an accompanying "Ooops" to be the epitome of the decline of modern-day socie....Ah, frag all that! Yer little ditty made me giggle, guv'nor!


Tarts on fire, Burning for each other....

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Britney Spears
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posted June 07, 2000 06:05 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Britney Spears        Reply w/Quote
Dear MLLASH,

I am new to these boards but have heard about the advice you are giving.

My problem is that I keep on releasing the same song but with different words. I am worried my fans will eventually notice this and start buying Tiffany records (she's making a come back y'know).

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Lucien
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posted June 07, 2000 06:41 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lucien   Click Here to Email Lucien        Reply w/Quote
Tiffany's making a come back? Yeah, cool. "Who cares what they saaaaaaay...."

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MLLASH
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posted June 07, 2000 09:53 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for MLLASH   Click Here to Email MLLASH        Reply w/Quote
Britney,

Believe me, your fans are already noticing but your detractors knew months ago. One can only coast along on cuteness and a navel for so long before one finds oneself plying one's trade down on Sunset Boulevard with Corey Haim & Tina Yothers.

And what the frag was the deal with the talking in"Ooops I Did It Again"? LAME CITY!!!!!!!

Sorry Britney, I just like Christina Agulera, Mandy Moore & Jessica Simpson better right now. I think "Ooops...." was the last straw!


Tell it to my Tart, Tell me I'm the only one....

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Paul MacNeil
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posted June 08, 2000 06:05 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Paul MacNeil   Click Here to Email Paul MacNeil        Reply w/Quote
MLLASH,

Thank you for your honest but I'm afraid I must now sue you for slandering my good name and artistic integrity. My lawyers will be in touch with you.

And don't talk to me about the b*tch Christina, that woman owes me money.

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And the fact that you don't understand
Cast a shadow over this land
But the Sun still shines from behind it

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LexBose
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posted June 08, 2000 07:40 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for LexBose        Reply w/Quote
Paul, I believe you have you logins mixed up. Although, I must admit that I never had you pegged as the BS type. Oh well. Live and learn.

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Nura Nal's Barrette
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posted June 08, 2000 10:08 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Nura Nal's Barrette   Click Here to Email Nura Nal's Barrette        Reply w/Quote
Paul,

Sweetness, you should know I would NEVER slander YOUR good name.


Teeheehee---you did just what I did as "Space Tart". And I thought "Britney" was Sharksy since Miss Beaver has been eliminated!

Oh well, please join the fun in the LMB Alter-Egos Chatroom thread!

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Paul MacNeil
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posted June 08, 2000 11:46 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Paul MacNeil   Click Here to Email Paul MacNeil        Reply w/Quote
Well blow me, isn't that the oddest thing. The DC message board must have gotten me confused with this Spears woman. I shall be having words with themm

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And the fact that you don't understand
Cast a shadow over this land
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Paul MacNeil
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posted June 08, 2000 12:43 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Paul MacNeil   Click Here to Email Paul MacNeil        Reply w/Quote
Lex & Nura,

Theres more to me than meets the eye.

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And the fact that you don't understand
Cast a shadow over this land
But the Sun still shines from behind it

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Carggaphile
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posted June 08, 2000 01:40 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Carggaphile        Reply w/Quote
Dear MLLASH,

Some of my fellow LMBP'ers seem overly concerned with grabbing the 100th, 200th and even 300th post in a thread.

My question is why? What's the pay-off?

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bellbookcandle
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posted June 08, 2000 02:20 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for bellbookcandle   Click Here to Email bellbookcandle        Reply w/Quote
He doesn't know about the little sexual thrill sent through the keyboard.

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"I can't help feeling responsible. No-one's said so, and no-one would. Well, maybe Umbra... But they don't have to. If I'd sealed the rift, we wouldn't be here. We wouldn't be lost, any of us." - Kid Quantum (Legion Lost)

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