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Dev-Em Member |
Beagle, you dog. Meant in the nicest possible way. ![]() Didn't we get rid of PB? Dev And I'm bad enough to try for 200... ------------------ "HA, HA! Tell him...If you dare!" "Just seeing that face brings back memories I...I'd rather forget!" IP: Logged |
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LARDLAD Member |
Lash Tart, My theory is based on their reparte in the LMB chat...and they didn't deny the possibility! Even if 'Cru isn't Beag's crush, I still say they would be just splendid together...just like you and WWB! Biggest regards, IP: Logged |
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MLLASH Member |
Lardtart, I cannot argue your logic! Wanna co-advise with me for a while? We'll be the mb advice column Siskel & Ebert only wittier, cuter & more fashionable! (Or would that make us Ann & Abby?)
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LARDLAD Member |
Not really my thing, Lash Tart... BUT...
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Nura Nal's Barrette Member |
So, BREASTS TART, What other career opportunities are there for a piece of plastic designed to hold hair in place? ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Midnight Son Member |
Lashtart, One certain member of the LMB has been making it clear to me that he wants to be more than just buddies. How do you think I should let him know how I feel? (And yes, this question is very unfair) ------------------ Currently at work on an Amethyst: Princess of Gemworld website IP: Logged |
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MLLASH Member |
quote: Communication is the key. IP: Logged |
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HUGEMANBREASTS New Member |
HUGEMANBREASTS TART here, By invitation from Lash Tart--if anyone here is looking for a different tart's perspective, please address them to moi. (Note: I'll be leaving town early Wed. for a few days, so I'll be out of circulation for a few days. A response may not be quick!) IP: Logged |
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MLLASH Member |
let the carnage begin! IP: Logged |
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Lucien Member |
Dear LashTartBreastsManWomanBeaverTypeThing Whatever, I've lost track now. recently it's seems that all the sexy young men on these bo.... um, somewhere, who I know, are suddenly falling in lurve with each other. Crushes left, right and centre (goodness, makes it sound like an S&M club doesn't it?). What's going on? Did i miss anything while I was off flirting with the WondyQueens? And can you give me any tips on how to do it? Flirting that is. Possibly. "Whatever happened to class? IP: Logged |
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Dev-Em Member |
Dear whoever answers these things now, I am having a problem with the guilt of having given our Leader Lardlad the gun back during the Friday night chat. He is now running rampant throughout this board using it without any noticeable conscience. <snif> What should I do? Dev ------------------ "HA, HA! Tell him...If you dare!" "Just seeing that face brings back memories I...I'd rather forget!" IP: Logged |
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HUGEMANBREASTS New Member |
Dearest Devo, Hmmm, tough question! I would suggest you... <BANG!> ugh, he gots me <choke> Damnit, you oughtta've taken it away... MANBREASTS TART (currently in an ambulance) IP: Logged |
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SharkLad Member |
Dear Lash Tart, What do you recommend to hide puffy eyes? S.L. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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MLLASH Member |
Shark Lad: The best way to hide puffy eyes is to wear eye-patches ala Sgt. Fury. Make up an elaborate tale about how you were rescuing a supermodel & her little cousin from certain death in a burning building and you were temporarily blinded. (See, it's all part of the male "pretending" thing!) Tartbreaker, you got the best of me! IP: Logged |
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MLLASH Member |
M'Dearest Lucien: With summer turning hearts and the very air aflame with passion, it is but a matter of time before love connnections are permanently bonded.
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Britney Spears New Member |
Dear MLLASH, I am new to these boards but have heard about the advice you are giving. My problem is that I keep on releasing the same song but with different words. I am worried my fans will eventually notice this and start buying Tiffany records (she's making a come back y'know). ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Lucien Member |
Tiffany's making a come back? Yeah, cool. "Who cares what they saaaaaaay...." IP: Logged |
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MLLASH Member |
Britney, Believe me, your fans are already noticing but your detractors knew months ago. One can only coast along on cuteness and a navel for so long before one finds oneself plying one's trade down on Sunset Boulevard with Corey Haim & Tina Yothers. And what the frag was the deal with the talking in"Ooops I Did It Again"? LAME CITY!!!!!!! Sorry Britney, I just like Christina Agulera, Mandy Moore & Jessica Simpson better right now. I think "Ooops...." was the last straw!
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Paul MacNeil Member |
MLLASH, Thank you for your honest but I'm afraid I must now sue you for slandering my good name and artistic integrity. My lawyers will be in touch with you. And don't talk to me about the b*tch Christina, that woman owes me money. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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LexBose Member |
Paul, I believe you have you logins mixed up. Although, I must admit that I never had you pegged as the BS type. Oh well. Live and learn. ![]() ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Nura Nal's Barrette Member |
Paul, Sweetness, you should know I would NEVER slander YOUR good name.
Oh well, please join the fun in the LMB Alter-Egos Chatroom thread! IP: Logged |
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Paul MacNeil Member |
Well blow me, isn't that the oddest thing. The DC message board must have gotten me confused with this Spears woman. I shall be having words with themm ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Paul MacNeil Member |
Lex & Nura, Theres more to me than meets the eye. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Carggaphile Member |
Dear MLLASH, Some of my fellow LMBP'ers seem overly concerned with grabbing the 100th, 200th and even 300th post in a thread. My question is why? What's the pay-off? IP: Logged |
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bellbookcandle Member |
He doesn't know about the little sexual thrill sent through the keyboard. ![]() ------------------ IP: Logged |
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