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LexBose
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posted May 22, 2000 08:20 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for LexBose        Reply w/Quote
Oh dear. I seem to have posted twice. I am sorry about that.

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Be reasonable ... Do it my way

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LoserLad
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posted May 22, 2000 10:43 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for LoserLad   Click Here to Email LoserLad        Reply w/Quote
We all double post once in a while Lex.

Try not to worry too much about it.

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LoserLad
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posted May 22, 2000 10:44 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for LoserLad   Click Here to Email LoserLad        Reply w/Quote
We all double post once in a while Lex.

Try not to worry too much about it.

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LARDLAD
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posted May 23, 2000 04:21 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for LARDLAD   Click Here to Email LARDLAD        Reply w/Quote
I say if two cooks=twice as much food then BRING IT ON!!!!

So sayeth thy leader!

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SharkLad
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posted May 23, 2000 05:06 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SharkLad   Click Here to Email SharkLad        Reply w/Quote
Dear Lash,

My "sister" tried to kill me the last time I saw her, and now I hear she's planning a return visit. Any suggestions as how not to lose my head at our family reunion?

Sharky

P.S. Is it true about you and Beagle?

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LexBose
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posted May 23, 2000 11:39 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for LexBose        Reply w/Quote
Dearest Lash,
Thank you so much for your advice! It certainly seemed to do the trick! You are so sweet!

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MLLASH
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posted May 23, 2000 11:49 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for MLLASH   Click Here to Email MLLASH        Reply w/Quote
Sharksy,

Have I mentioned yet that your presence was missed? Well, it was. Now if only Midnight Son would return!

It's a dog-eat-dog.....or shark-eat-shark...world out there. SHOW NO MERCY! I don't wanna have to endure PERMANENT Sharklad withdrawals.

As for the rumours about myself & Beagle? They are no truer than the rumours about me & you!

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MLLASH
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posted May 23, 2000 11:53 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for MLLASH   Click Here to Email MLLASH        Reply w/Quote
My Lady Lex,

I picture you & Beagle as the Cham & Computo (Danielle) from early preboot Legionnaires issues. I knew you 2 would become fast friends!

Anytime I can be of assistance......

Love,

Lash Tart

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Midnight Son
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posted May 24, 2000 03:32 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Midnight Son   Click Here to Email Midnight Son        Reply w/Quote
Sexy Lash Tart,

I find myself with a conundrum. While everyone around me tells me how wildly attractive I am and how good I am in bed, I am still single. Do you know why?

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SharkLad
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posted May 24, 2000 04:39 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SharkLad   Click Here to Email SharkLad        Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by MLLASH:
As for the rumours about myself & Beagle? They are no truer than the rumours about me & you!

You mean about what you like to do with my dorsal fin?

S.L.


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MLLASH
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posted May 24, 2000 09:49 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for MLLASH   Click Here to Email MLLASH        Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Midnight Son:
Sexy Lash Tart,

I find myself with a conundrum. While everyone around me tells me how wildly attractive I am and how good I am in bed, I am still single. Do you know why?


Midnight Son,

Don't believe everything people tell you.

***I*** will render the final verdict!


Welcome back!

Lash Tart

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MLLASH
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posted May 24, 2000 09:53 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for MLLASH   Click Here to Email MLLASH        Reply w/Quote
Sharklad,

That is one of the TAMER rumours about us!

And your dorsal fin is usually happy to see me!

(uh oh--that's how these rumours keep spreading!)

Lash Tart aka the Chicken of the Sea

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Kid Psychout
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posted May 24, 2000 10:39 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Kid Psychout   Click Here to Email Kid Psychout        Reply w/Quote
Dear MlLash,

I fear i am suffering from ambiguous sexuality; i don't know if i prefer videos or magazines. Any hints?

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MLLASH
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posted May 24, 2000 10:50 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for MLLASH   Click Here to Email MLLASH        Reply w/Quote
Kid P O:

Don't limit yourself. But DON'T try 'em simotaneously. When one hand is flippin' pages and one hand is working the remote SOMETHING is being left out.


Love,
Lash Tart

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Midnight Son
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posted May 25, 2000 12:45 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Midnight Son   Click Here to Email Midnight Son        Reply w/Quote
But Lash Tart....

I always thought that you should always believe what people tell you. I was taught that you should never believe your own thoughts and that I should always follow whatever anyone else tells me to do. That said, when do you think you can reach a final verdict on your.....assessment?

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bellbookcandle
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posted May 25, 2000 09:48 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for bellbookcandle   Click Here to Email bellbookcandle        Reply w/Quote
Somebody open the window, it's so hot in here....

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"I fear the postal workers weren't disgruntled enough." (Books of Magic)

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PsychoticBeaver
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posted May 25, 2000 03:44 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for PsychoticBeaver   Click Here to Email PsychoticBeaver        Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Kid Psychout:
I fear i am suffering from ambiguous sexuality; i don't know if i prefer videos or magazines. Any hints?

I offer to help figure out your sexualty.

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Midnight Son
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posted May 25, 2000 09:36 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Midnight Son   Click Here to Email Midnight Son        Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by PsychoticBeaver:
I offer to help figure out your sexualty.


And I thought I was forward!

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SharkLad
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posted May 25, 2000 10:13 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SharkLad   Click Here to Email SharkLad        Reply w/Quote
She's more than forward ... she's a friggin' ...

Dear Lash,

Do you know any good anger management techniques? Shady, where are you when I need you?

S.L.

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MLLASH
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posted May 25, 2000 10:35 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for MLLASH   Click Here to Email MLLASH        Reply w/Quote
Midnight Son,

I apoligize for my earlier flippant remarks. I am obviously jealous of "those who have come before me"!

My assessment is: Men are like rabid gardeners. They will tell you anything as long as it leads to them being able to plant their seeds in your beautiful garden.

Seek out a partner with whom you share interests, i.e. The Legion, message boards, advice columns. This person should be quick of wit and cute as the dickens. I assure you this person, when you find him, will insure you have no more nights alone.


Waiting to be found,

Lash Tart

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MLLASH
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posted May 25, 2000 10:44 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for MLLASH   Click Here to Email MLLASH        Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by SharkLad:

Dear Lash,

Do you know any good anger management techniques?


Yes I do. I usually find the complete obliteration of whatever is making me angry to be VERY theraputic!


SHOW NO MERCY!

Love,

You know who!

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bellbookcandle
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posted May 26, 2000 04:35 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for bellbookcandle   Click Here to Email bellbookcandle        Reply w/Quote
"Men are like rabid gardeners....."

Now I must wipe away the coffee I've just sprayed all over my computer screen.

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LumberFox
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posted May 26, 2000 11:26 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for LumberFox   Click Here to Email LumberFox        Reply w/Quote
Rabid gardeners...

Psycotic beavers...

Stressed out sharks...

Who said that getting back to nature was good for you?

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bellbookcandle
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posted May 26, 2000 11:31 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for bellbookcandle   Click Here to Email bellbookcandle        Reply w/Quote
Come on Fox, let's run back into the LMB clubhouse and get away from all this ... nature.

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PsychoticBeaver
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posted May 26, 2000 04:27 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for PsychoticBeaver   Click Here to Email PsychoticBeaver        Reply w/Quote
Dear MLLASH,

You don't have anything against beavers, do you?

Lovingly yours,

Beev

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