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LexBose Member |
Oh dear. I seem to have posted twice. I am sorry about that. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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LoserLad Member |
We all double post once in a while Lex. Try not to worry too much about it. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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LoserLad Member |
We all double post once in a while Lex. Try not to worry too much about it. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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LARDLAD Member |
I say if two cooks=twice as much food then BRING IT ON!!!! So sayeth thy leader! IP: Logged |
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SharkLad Member |
Dear Lash, My "sister" tried to kill me the last time I saw her, and now I hear she's planning a return visit. Any suggestions as how not to lose my head at our family reunion? Sharky P.S. Is it true about you and Beagle? ------------------ IP: Logged |
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LexBose Member |
Dearest Lash, Thank you so much for your advice! It certainly seemed to do the trick! You are so sweet! ------------------ IP: Logged |
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MLLASH Member |
Sharksy, Have I mentioned yet that your presence was missed? Well, it was. Now if only Midnight Son would return! It's a dog-eat-dog.....or shark-eat-shark...world out there. SHOW NO MERCY! I don't wanna have to endure PERMANENT Sharklad withdrawals. As for the rumours about myself & Beagle? They are no truer than the rumours about me & you! IP: Logged |
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MLLASH Member |
My Lady Lex, I picture you & Beagle as the Cham & Computo (Danielle) from early preboot Legionnaires issues. I knew you 2 would become fast friends! Anytime I can be of assistance...... Love, Lash Tart IP: Logged |
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Midnight Son Member |
Sexy Lash Tart, I find myself with a conundrum. While everyone around me tells me how wildly attractive I am and how good I am in bed, I am still single. Do you know why? ------------------ Currently at work on an Amethyst: Princess of Gemworld website IP: Logged |
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SharkLad Member |
quote: You mean about what you like to do with my dorsal fin? S.L. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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MLLASH Member |
quote: Midnight Son, Don't believe everything people tell you. ***I*** will render the final verdict!
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MLLASH Member |
Sharklad, That is one of the TAMER rumours about us! And your dorsal fin is usually happy to see me! (uh oh--that's how these rumours keep spreading!) Lash Tart aka the Chicken of the Sea IP: Logged |
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Kid Psychout Member |
Dear MlLash, I fear i am suffering from ambiguous sexuality; i don't know if i prefer videos or magazines. Any hints? IP: Logged |
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MLLASH Member |
Kid P O: Don't limit yourself. But DON'T try 'em simotaneously. When one hand is flippin' pages and one hand is working the remote SOMETHING is being left out.
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Midnight Son Member |
But Lash Tart.... I always thought that you should always believe what people tell you. I was taught that you should never believe your own thoughts and that I should always follow whatever anyone else tells me to do. That said, when do you think you can reach a final verdict on your.....assessment? ------------------ Currently at work on an Amethyst: Princess of Gemworld website IP: Logged |
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bellbookcandle Member |
Somebody open the window, it's so hot in here.... ![]() ------------------ IP: Logged |
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PsychoticBeaver New Member |
quote: I offer to help figure out your sexualty. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Midnight Son Member |
quote: And I thought I was forward! ------------------ Currently at work on an Amethyst: Princess of Gemworld website IP: Logged |
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SharkLad Member |
She's more than forward ... she's a friggin' ... Dear Lash, Do you know any good anger management techniques? Shady, where are you when I need you? S.L. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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MLLASH Member |
Midnight Son, I apoligize for my earlier flippant remarks. I am obviously jealous of "those who have come before me"! My assessment is: Men are like rabid gardeners. They will tell you anything as long as it leads to them being able to plant their seeds in your beautiful garden. Seek out a partner with whom you share interests, i.e. The Legion, message boards, advice columns. This person should be quick of wit and cute as the dickens. I assure you this person, when you find him, will insure you have no more nights alone.
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MLLASH Member |
quote: Yes I do. I usually find the complete obliteration of whatever is making me angry to be VERY theraputic!
Love, You know who! IP: Logged |
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bellbookcandle Member |
"Men are like rabid gardeners....." ![]() Now I must wipe away the coffee I've just sprayed all over my computer screen. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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LumberFox Member |
Rabid gardeners... Psycotic beavers... Stressed out sharks... Who said that getting back to nature was good for you? IP: Logged |
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bellbookcandle Member |
Come on Fox, let's run back into the LMB clubhouse and get away from all this ... nature. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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PsychoticBeaver New Member |
Dear MLLASH, You don't have anything against beavers, do you? Lovingly yours, Beev ------------------ IP: Logged |
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