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bellbookcandle Member |
posted May 08, 2000 03:00 PM
  
Dear Lash Tart, I'm worried about some of my friends and I was hoping you could have some advice for me. One of them has always been a whiner, but now another one has recently started whining as well. Now there's a permanent background noise of low-level whining. How can I cheer them up and stop the droning sound of their complaints? ------------------ IP: Logged |
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MLLASH Member |
posted May 08, 2000 03:58 PM
BBC, The best way to silence a whiner is to give him what he wants! (thanks buddy! IP: Logged |
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HunterLSH New Member |
posted May 08, 2000 06:05 PM
I've been away from these boards too long, relying only on the LGLFF group. I feel left out. MLLASH, if you have any other time available, I'd love to show you a LLL (long, large, lovin') time! Hunt IP: Logged |
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MLLASH Member |
posted May 08, 2000 06:57 PM
Well Hunt, sweetie, I have to admit that your are quite humpworthy based on your LGLFF pic. But I'm afraid my heart is set on another, less-MARRIED guy! IP: Logged |
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HunterLSH New Member |
posted May 09, 2000 12:38 PM
You can't blame a guy for trying :-). We'll just have to be good LGLFF friends! BTW, great advice you give! IP: Logged |
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MLLASH Member |
posted May 10, 2000 12:33 AM
~~~~~~~~~~swoon!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ IP: Logged |
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bellbookcandle Member |
posted May 12, 2000 10:40 AM
Dear Lash Tart, A friend has been kidnapped by the Pious One and taken away. He might be released in September, but that's a long way away. Any advice? ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Dark Conan Member |
posted May 12, 2000 03:43 PM
Dear Lash Tart, I am only visiting this strange place as herald to the Pious One, but I have a predicament about me. I am a 7 foot, 300 pound dark warrior with a huge broad sword and large shield, but it seems that the opposite sex seems to be intimidated by me. Is it because I have slain thousands of warriors and have engaged in barbaric raids on peaceful towns? Am a I really a horrible person because I have been a brutal barbarin both in and out of bed? D.C., IP: Logged |
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MLLASH Member |
posted May 12, 2000 10:15 PM
BBC: I went up against the Pious One once, and believe me, I do NOT wanna go there again. Let's just say you don't wanna torque the Pious One off! Dark Conan, I can see how all the raping, pillaging & plundering would be a turn-off to many. But to many OTHERS, it is a definite fantasy. Please seek out these others, who won't be so afraid of your big broadsword, long flowing ebony locks of hair and cool taste in sandals. Love, Lash Tart IP: Logged |
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TheMightyFanBoyMan Member |
posted May 12, 2000 10:43 PM
dear ask Lash lad, on the titans roadtrip, space tart and i had a "romantic dinner"...... IP: Logged |
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MLLASH Member |
posted May 13, 2000 09:32 AM
Dearest Mighty Fan Boy Man Lad, It was later revealed that Space Tart was naught but an illusion, created to cause strife within the LMB. Now, I know that while Conalt Kid is away, Debauchary Damsel & Princess No-Protection will need consoling. Also, a new poster by the name of Silicon Sandra is making the rounds. Happy hunting, blondie! Your pal, Lash Tart IP: Logged |
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TheMightyFanBoyMan Member |
posted May 13, 2000 03:17 PM
Silicon Sandra eh? thanx Lash Tart!!! IP: Logged |
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bellbookcandle Member |
posted May 19, 2000 10:39 AM
Dear Lash, What do you look like? I've looked in the Design the LMB thread and you haven't revealed yourself, you man of mystery. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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MLLASH Member |
posted May 19, 2000 05:48 PM
BBC, my beauty is otherworldly and no words of any human language could possibly do me justice. Oh, and I'm modest too... >snicker!< IP: Logged |
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SharkLad Member |
posted May 22, 2000 01:43 PM
Dear Tart Lash, Will you show me yours if I show you mine? S.L. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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bellbookcandle Member |
posted May 22, 2000 03:15 PM
I don't think he's talking about Pokemon cards... ------------------ IP: Logged |
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bellbookcandle Member |
posted May 22, 2000 03:16 PM
I don't think he's talking about Pokemon cards... ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Beagle Boy Member |
posted May 22, 2000 06:33 PM
Dear Lash Lad, I have a new somebody to work with in the kitchen. Unfortunately, I find myself rather ... ummmmmm. Anyway, I have always been taught to make things from scratch. They are better that way. And the Legion deserves nothing less than the best. This ... helper ... DOES help, but she also believes in cutting corners and using pre-packaged foods. How can I get over this problem? Am I being uptight for no reason? Do I need to just relax a bit? <Oh, yeah. Lexy, dear -- I'm SO not referring to you, so put down that rolling pin!> ------------------ IP: Logged |
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MLLASH Member |
posted May 22, 2000 06:49 PM
quote: Sharksy, I admit I am curious. I have heard that yours is large almost beyond description, and while mine might not be quite so immense, it is definitely to be reckoned with. So the answer is yes. Let me know when! hugs-n-kisses, Last Tart IP: Logged |
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MLLASH Member |
posted May 22, 2000 06:51 PM
quote: Oh, I know. We were discussing our comics collections.....WEREN'T we?!?!?!? IP: Logged |
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MLLASH Member |
posted May 22, 2000 06:58 PM
Dearest Beagle Boy, As "they"--whoever "they" might be--say: Too many cooks spoil the broth. I suggest you and Lady Lex...uh I mean, whoever the new cook is...rotate shifts in the kitchen. That way you both get to express yourselves YOUR OWN WAY, avoid any conflicts, and the other LMBers get to reap the benefits!!!! Yum Yum! Love, Lash Tart IP: Logged |
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LexBose Member |
posted May 22, 2000 07:07 PM
Dearest Lash, While I can understand that nothing is quite like homemade, SOMETIMES, using the pre-packaged stuff allows the cook to get out of the kitchen, and on to more fun things! While I would never serve the Legion second rate food, I do believe that the cooks should be allowed to enjoy the food and company as well. Am I being selfish? And what's the deal with Beagle Boy? Y'know, he looks kinda cute covered with oatmeal cookie dough. Besides, I kinda like working with him. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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MLLASH Member |
posted May 22, 2000 07:48 PM
My precious LexBose, Our LMB cooking wizard Beagle Boy has merely been through quite a few recent life-struggles and cooking for us is his way of stress-relief. My repeated attempts to get him to work up a sweat OUTSIDE the Kitchen have been for naught. My advice: Seeing as how we enjoy having you both around, be patient with Beagle. DON'T tell him about any corners you *may* or *may not* cut! And occassionally "accidentally" spill a large spinach salad over his head. You 2 are adoreable together!
Lash Tart IP: Logged |
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LexBose Member |
posted May 22, 2000 08:19 PM
Thank you, dear! Oh Beagle........... ------------------ IP: Logged |
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LexBose Member |
posted May 22, 2000 08:19 PM
Thank you, dear! Oh Beagle........... ------------------ IP: Logged |
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